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Skiers vs Snowboarders

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Kick hornets nest and retreat snowHead

http://mpora.com/articles/12-reasons-why-skiing-is-cooler-than-snowboarding#OYZIciLgMqDcUxq2.97
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
No one cares.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
23 reasons why all MPORA media has abandoned its readership and turned into Buzzfeed...

1: Cheap
2: Cut'n'paste guff from interwebs waaay easier that writing stuff
3: Cheap
4: Paper is like soooo last centuary
5: More adverts per square inch
6: Mo adverts, mo money!
7: We can phone this crapola in without getting out of bed
8: Is anyone still reading this
9: Cheap
10: HERES SOME WELL KEWEL VIDS that have no real baring on the content you once came here for.
11: NU MEEDJA ROOLZ!
13: Whaddya mean we missed out 12?
14: Cheap
15: We don't have to pay photographers anymore! YAAY! Screw you lens-jockeys - Drones will take your jobs anyway!
16: We can lure eyeballs to our site with cheap shot tricks like this one and GET PAID!
17: Buzzfeed!
18: We're basically doing the sidebar-of-shame now!
19: CHEAP!!! SOOO CHEAP!
20: TWENTY! WOO!
21: I can't believe you're still reading this
22: CHEEEEEEAP! Like the budgie!
23: Why do these stupid list things always end on a random number like 23?
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@Dave of the Marmottes, very much so
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Thought it was quite amusing tbh. Like all good humour there is an element of truth in it.

Best was: Skiers Can Make Themselves Look Like Helicopters
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You'll need to Register first of course.
I liked "Justin Bieber snowboards.". Kinda' says it all.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@ulmerhutte, looking at that picture of the Bieeeber, you can clearly see that he does not snowboard.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Excellent news.

I really disliked my sport being "cool" - that just attracts all the wrong type of people. With two thirds of people being obese or overweight, probably stuffing your face with pies is "cooler" than any sport you care to select. Snowboarding wasn't invented to be "cool".

I have to say that the skier in the banner image there looks like he wants to ride a mono though.

(edited: alcohol defect in boolean logic)


Last edited by After all it is free Go on u know u want to! on Sun 7-06-15 19:11; edited 1 time in total
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The desire to be "cool" usually means that you are not
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Skiers versus snowboarders ?
Neither. The future is Telemark Cool
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
heh heh *button lifts* Smile
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Telemark works really well for "face shots" in poor snow years. Haven't seen so much of it recently though, not sure why.

Surface lifts are trivial on a board - you just need to learn to ride (admittedly hard to do if you're stuck in a park).

On the other hand, helicopters work really well and are entirely device agnostic. heh heh
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