 Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You're the only bloke on the mountain that looks good in matching two piece in lime green........with badges on the jacket.... 
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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You take yourself a tad too seriously on the interpipes?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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@under a new name, "interpipes" ???
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@mountain_monster, what?
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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It's a powder day and you are snowploughing on the bunny slopes
When random people ask you where the best place to ski or snow is! Even though you have not left the bunny slopes since Christmas
When the season is over and you are confused about how to take you own pants off 
When you find yourself debating the value of the 2nd beer or dinner!
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How do you know you're talking to a ski instructor at a party?
He tells you.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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You're in a heaving nightclub at 38 degrees C but still wearing your ski jacket.......
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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You get fed up of hearing the words "but you speak good german" when your students/their parents find out you're English. Closely followed by the question "so where did you learn to ski".
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| cameronphillips2000 wrote: |
| You're in a heaving nightclub at 38 degrees C but still wearing your ski jacket....... |
and your sunglasses
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You know it makes sense.
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What's the difference between a ski instructor and an endowment policy?
Eventually the endowment policy will mature and make some money.
I'll get my coat.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@rob@rar, lol u DO look cool
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Poster: A snowHead
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Well before i leave...
What's the difference between god and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Honestly i have my coat and leaving now.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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You don't have to wait in the lift queue 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Everyone tells you that you are in great shape for a 40-year old (but you're not even 30 yet!)
Don't forget that sunblock, people.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Everyone assumes you are shorter than you are, which is pretty short anyway, because you never actually straighten your legs.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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You get confused when asked to pay for a drink.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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You are a bit like a hairdresser. You check where the last 'event ' occurred before slagging it off indirectly.
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You have the patience of Job.
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You have turned your hobby into your job. Jury out.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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When you can say "follow me" in all European languages, then go straight down the fall line making it look so easy, leaving a trail of students zig zagging behind😥😥😥
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It takes 12 of you to change a light bulb; one to change the bulb, one to video it and 10 to say "Nice Turns Dude".
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