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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Jon,

I'm afraid your services are no longer required Happy


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Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Tue 25-11-14 23:11; edited 1 time in total
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
They do boards too for those out there who are interested in tuition Happy
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For the boarders out there!


http://youtube.com/v/YFp4X5Ivixs&app=desktop
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Their not going anywhere near my skis, however if they could take a look at my pole......
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@ansta1, With the wax! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Willing to try anything a second time.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@ansta1, PMSL Ive just spat my hot chocolate all over the laptop - cheers for that Toofy Grin
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But are their biscuits any good?
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@Claude B, im trying to think of a reply involving not munching biscuits without sounding like a pervert - im failing Happy
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@ansta1, literally just laughed out loud and woke the Mrs up. She isn't happy.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Note to self: remember to but 6 inch stilettos on next time I wax the board.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
@robapplegate, What a horrific thought Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@PaulC1984, Indeed, even worse if I just wore my underpants Shocked
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
robapplegate wrote:
@PaulC1984, Indeed, even worse if I just wore my underpants Shocked


Ewwwwwww!
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 Poster: A snowHead
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@robapplegate, well theres nothing stopping you giving john a call and making a joint waxing demo for the ladies on here. You could even call @ansta1, for the second waxing! Happy
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@PaulC1984, i am up for that, i may have to pre agree the scraper and brushes. (not sure a stiff wire brush would create the required finish, bit i am sure that a soft horse hair could result in a pretty spectacular one).
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@ansta1, Oh god no!! Have I stepped into a nightmare?! Twisted Evil
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Got some edges that need de-buring
...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
And we could of course discuss quiver killers for ease of remounting to a different position.
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I apologise, I have just realised I am a sick twisted individual.

I have said the above and regret that I hadn't made clear which temperature of wax to use.

Sorry
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
And of course how to fit snow chains instructional video

http://youtube.com/v/OeZYqwlgUUE
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Wax, scrapers, brushes and now chains. Oh my!!!!!
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Lie ins, and burrs and sliders... Oh my!!!
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We just need Jon to come along and tell us how he wants to mount his jig and drill all those holes now! Toofy Grin
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@PaulC1984, How many times can he re-drill them in one jiggy session?
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@Scarpa, No idea why your asking me, I dont know Jon that personally Happy - Mind you if you ask all of his 'clients' around here hes mighty with his jig, mounting and waxing technique, hes like a mythical beast, god or indeed The Stig. Im sure @ansta1, will be along shortly with more details information Toofy Grin
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I'm sure Jon could technically do a better instructional video than any of those although he might not look as good in a bikini or lingerie (he would probaly need to wax himself first).
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
"Fifty shades of wax" anyone?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I'm sorry, but fundamentally what happened to only brushing from tip to tail. Poor form wink
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have to keep this at the top of the forum - sorry girls!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
PaulC1984 wrote:
@Scarpa, No idea why your asking me, I dont know Jon that personally Happy - Mind you if you ask all of his 'clients' around here hes mighty with his jig, mounting and waxing technique, hes like a mythical beast, god or indeed The Stig. Im sure @ansta1, will be along shortly with more details information Toofy Grin


Can admin rename 'spyderjon' to 'Jon the Jig' please.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@Charliee, Are you suggesting the topic should be sticky?!

@ansta1, Awesome idea! Happy
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PaulC1984 wrote:
@Charliee, Are you suggesting the topic should be sticky?!



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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
sound good - I suggest with all that wax that it may already be a bit sticky
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Who moved this into The Piste btw?? I started it in Apres as it wasnt particularly serious Puzzled Toofy Grin
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@ansta1, Not Jiggy Jonny?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@Scarpa, Could possibly have an altogether more disgusting meaning lol Toofy Grin
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It could be worse of course - im just glad Jiggy Jon doesn't own a car wash otherwise the tutorial he produces with @ansta1, will resemble something like this


youtube.com/v/E_dd1uY3FTc

Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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