 Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Sounds like she pulled a few strings to fiddle the results.
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 Take a bow.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Almost intentionally funny?
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| An International Ski Federation (FIS) hearing panel found "violations" in the Thailand skier's results at an event in Slovenia. |
Did she complete the GS run or straddle various gates?
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@Cacciatore, I wouldn't fret about it.
I know violins don't have frets 
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laundryman, wind your neck in...
they do have one of those 
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should be strung up.
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Do you think that she cheated on a grand scale? I actually thought she was quite plucky.
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They played this on a major scale.
(had to join in)
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Well there was a concerto'd effort to get to the bottom of this...
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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I wonder if she went out and got a bit Brahms at the news.
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She is not bothered she has qualified for the summer games after fiddling with her bow 
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You know it makes sense.
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I heard that before each race she would have a sip of tea and then clear her throat. She called it her 'chai-cough-ski' routine.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Her career's going downhill from now on.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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To gain the necessary ski-miles and experience, she was required to ski both Northern and Southern hemispheres all year round, interspersed with sessions in various domes This required sponsorship which she duly obtained from a well known retailer. So she managed to ski all four seasons with Aldi...
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I thought she played in an orchestra rather than a band!
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She also had a fake mobile phone with her, they found the Sim phony
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Maybe she saw the amount of work required to become world-class and thought "Phuket - i'll cheat"
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Surely should all be under the bridge by now.
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Apparently she threw snowballs from the chairlift - it was a lark ascending.
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No, it was nuts
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I think that in the end the pressure was too much for her and she couldn't 'handel' it.
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Though being where she was, maybe she got someone in a special type of hold.
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She was much slower than her competitors and her times were always over a minuet.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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I hope she takes it on the chin.
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it was trilling though
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You know it makes sense.
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It was, until she hurt her bach, getting some air on the GS
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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She was Haydn from the authorities for so long, glad they finally brought her to justice.
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Poster: A snowHead
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She must be (cat) gutted
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Her times were slow because the snow condition was poor by the time of her runs. A bit like skiing in a bath of cello.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Could have been worse by skiing of a clef
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Just rad that on buzzfeed!
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The results of two giant slalom races on 19th January included a competitor who was not present at, and did not participate in the Krvavec Competitions.
Another competitor was placed 2nd in one race despite the fact she fell. Her time is understood to have been adjusted afterwards by more than 10 seconds.
At least one competitor started away from the starting gate outside the automatic timing wand that was manually opened by the starter when she was already on the course.
A previously retired competitor with the best FIS points in the competition took part for the sole purpose of lowering the penalty to the benefit the participants in the races.
The weather conditions were so bad that no regular race could be held and “any comparable competition in Slovenia would have been cancelled” according to the competition referee.
The races courses were not changed for the second runs as is required by the FIS rules.
Approximately 23 competitors participated in the two races held on 18th January 2014, however at least two competitors on the official results were not in attendance.
Only eight competitors were on the start list for the two races on January 19th 2014 and only six achieved a result.
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Wow! That is some cheating.
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The Olympic ideal?
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but she always wanted to be an Olympian, ever since she was a little girl. 
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What - she liked the idea of taking drugs?
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Oh dear oh dear, a fantastic violinist but driven by the dream to cheat. A bit of cash and a wink and nod, cantata fault her for trying.
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FAQ
brilliant 