 Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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1) "These spring grasses are a bit sticky"
2) "You can stick that where the sun don't shine"
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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1) Salomon finally come up with a solution to cold hands and skiers thumb in one fell swoop.....
2) Unfortunately Salomon's new ski pole product range has other ideas.....
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1) "Revenge is mine - this bloody thing hit me in the head over winter. I'm going to show it, whatever it is"
2) "We should take shifts in manning the anti-aircraft poles"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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1) Yee-haw, Bob, we're gonna have marmot kebab tonight!
2) Erm, Bob, are you sure the best way to cook it is tandoori?
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1) David Blunket turns a blind eye as another Pole gets into the country.
2) The dangers of face planting when grass skiing (PG!)
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Very good, Fox, but the majority of Polish marmots don't emigrate.
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Ah, David, that's what the Government would have you think.
The harsh reality is that the infrastructure of SE London's back gardens is facing an unendurable stress from vicious Polish marmots. IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING!
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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I wonder if I can pass myself off as a pole-cat.
No, then I'll settle for being a basket case.
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It's a marmot kebab, also known as a 'schuss kebab'.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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2) "All winter long....plant your pole this way.....plant your pole that way.....no you don't plant your pole that way.....well I'll bloody well show them how to plant a pole  "
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2) "Tastes a bit like chicken, don't you think?"
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You know it makes sense.
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Marmots never understood the importance of getting a correctly measured pole.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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1) Us Telemarkers only need one pole.
2) Heh heh, next time that dog comes sniffing round....
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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3) Pair of poles going cheep!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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1) Mavis, some clown's dropped his podger
2) Don't be daft, he's gone to the dark side, them boys don't use pogders
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
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I can't think of any clever captions, but I just love those marmot stealing ski-pole pictures. If you haven't seen them yet then you are missing something.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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First marmot to reach the pole, brings back souvenir....
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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"Winnie the bloody Pooh!"
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