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Milton Keynes Xscape trip this Saturday, 26th

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Just to point out to those of you who don't look at Trips often that the Snowheads Big Trip to Milton Keynes Xscape, real snow indoor slope is in 4 days time (Saturday 26th). One whole slope in currently a half pipe.

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(this is my artist's impression of the group after skiing etc. Especially the etc.) Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy (these two got lost but were still pleased they came).

Sad This one forgot to come, and now look. Learn from his mistake.
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Just so long as there are not too many of these...
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PG, I don't think Masque will be attending, so that's one less of them...
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PG, anyone can do synchronised movements, but synchronised breathing - now, that's impressive! How long did it take to train them?
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Ok how'd it go then?Many turn up? 7 When'll be the next meet?
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Simon (Mr T), Lots turned up (see other multi-threads on same subject). We all had a good time.
Some of us allowed the inner child to over-rule the outer-adult and try slides we should have left well alone with painful results.
Next one is next month - see threads on August 7 trip. It's unfortunately a long way from Weymouth. It would probably be easier to meet you in Chamonix!
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No not too far.
Our little group was the 1st to meet at MK,dating back to the old SCGB days.
In fact i went on my 2nd trip this year with them.
August 7th though is the day before my B'Day,& i was planning a very large Garden Lash Up......So looks as though i'll miss another. Crying or Very sad
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A garden Lash Up!! I like the sound of that. Could get messy.
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Thats why it'll be in the garden!
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what if it rains?
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Washes the mess away!
But generally i put up a Gazebo anyway.
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what if it's windy?
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My Patio is walled both sides (You'll see when you get your ass down-westcountry!) & i put large bricks on each leg of gazebo.......Any more questions!!
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what about a cyclone?
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What if it's slightly overcast with a westerly breeze, giving way later in the afternoon to extreme Gazebo drinking?
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Then i'll light the Chimnea & crack open a can or 2 of Wife Beater!
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Pimms by any chance?
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Undoubtably! (Spelt wright?) Confused
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Indubitably

Mr. T. Next you'll be telling me that if by chance theres one of those freak Dorset summer snow storms... you will quickly run in doors and don your one piece DGRS? Adopt a Farquar-esque accent, begin waving some pointy sticks about and bore everyone to death with an anecdote involving a public school boy, a tub of swarfega and two shetland ponies... then again.. that one could be quite interesting.. Laughing

Have a gnarly garden mash up dood... and if the fuzz ask about the plants in the corner of your garden.. well just say someone sent the seeds in the post Wink
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As a reformed skier,i'm afraid that story is not completely correct........It was Deep Heat Gel !(The Rotten Cads always picked & bullied me!) Laughing & there was also a small rodent too!

If you can keep a secret........i have mushrooms too!
Before the party starts i've got an appt at the Grunge dressers,i'm having Purple spiky bits in me' hair & also my Goatee Re -Gnarly-ied!
The only time i ever have a wash is when me' & me'homies go down in the hood..... well its the local bay where we do some Gnarly Wake boardin'....! Aye....Aye Cap'tin! Skullie
Ps whats a DGRS?
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Dayglow Romper suit.....

The Dorset Hood? Ahhh those were the days... many a summer evening I spent on the west side.. better known as Blandford Forum throwing sheep poop at the grockles.

Respect.. I know where your comin from man!!!

Then it be off to the local steam fair Wink

arrrrrrrr etc. etc.
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Dorset.........producing the finest village idiots since 1845!!!! Owoight my lurvely!
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Phil,that genuinly made me chuckle! In fact its the funiest thing i've ever heard you say (Write!).. Laughing
Bloody Grockles!
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I'm feeling right at home here!
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Oh sorry to go slightly on track but i went and it was a good night. Slopes were quiet, especially later on. A few toys were out on the slopes. £35 for 4 hours. Only biatch was the hold up on the M1 meaning i didn't get back to Brighton till 3am. Would be good if a few more boarders came up to help with some tricks..... Toofy Grin

It was also quiet amusing to walk out of the Snowdome at 11:30 to see so much Chav Scum pinballing around, definately a spectators sport! Laughing
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Going up to Castleford this weekend (from deepest darkest Essex). I think I might try to sneek in a cheeky hour at Xscape. Very Happy
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Some Tricks Huh?.......Like the McRigermortis 540? Laughing
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With Rich it will be more like the tree stump face plant 720.
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Mr P. You obviously didn't see my Helicopter Invert 540 with right shoulder landing, in Alpe D! I might patent it. It was pure genius....bloody hurt though.
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I Think that Patient....not Patent! Mad
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Mr G, and you did the Helicopter Invert 540 ........with appendicitis. Well done old chap! Puzzled
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I thank you. Very Happy
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Shame you didn't land it! NehNeh
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Isn't that part of the individual expression for such a trick?
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With our group its the only part!
The art of Landing is not scored at all in the trick.....but for those fortunate to have the ability to do tricks & land them i salute you.
Unless you are in our group then you get covered in snow for showing off!
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I'd be glad if i had the balls to even try half the stuff!!!

I've been victim of the old "Beckham Penalty Spot Mole 360 backflip", otherwise known as "I thought that was a lovely powder tree run.............oh sh1te there's a bloody tree stump!!!" Embarassed Laughing Laughing
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Dan, I didn't try anything, it just happened. The new board got away from me a bit and before I could do anything about it I was twisting upside down. Fortunately a powder stash helped cushion the blow.
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