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Useful Phrases In A Foreign Language

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Down the stairs on the left!

Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"G'day mate"

Essential if you're to be understood by at least half the population of Banff.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Je peux louer votre épouse?
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
kuwait_ian wrote:
Isn't WC short for Water Closet. And let's not forget the flushing bogs made by the wonderfully named Thomas Crapper but not apparently invented by him.
http://www2.exnet.com/1995/11/01/science/science.html


Hart-Davies makes a good point, French loos are, to put it mildly, crap and as for German bogs, well lets just not go there.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
PG Que? Oh. I believe you're helping English speakers to better mangle the French language.

Personally I find an irate "Allez" helps. "Partir" is even better. Polite, but effective, specially when issued with sufficent vective. Only really works, tho, when adressed to someone dressed in Quechua gear and who has just ridden over my skis/into me.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
When in France: Ceci est une file !
Toofy Grin
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
biru o futats, kudesai (useful in Hokkaido)

duoin oivoi ton kitharon (useful in Athens c. 400BC)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
provenjohn which will typically be greeted in France with a resounding blank look Toofy Grin
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