Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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not once seen a hobo, but should spread the word.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I'm not sure the hobo would work for me.
Also they don't include the way I carry my skis... I'm disappointed.
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Meh, how do you carry yours? I do different ones depending on where I am going, what I am doing etc, usually up on my shoulder, and for long distance I do the suitcase, and if I am lazy I use them as a cane,. I never drag them though and if I saw someone dragging their skis, I think I would smack them. . I the hobo is deadly but I can imagine at my height that I would manage to prod someone behind me in the chin with my tips.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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my kids do the girlfriend a lot.
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biddpyat, Yep, I was thinking that was more the parent and kids
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Girlfriend or fish hook...😄😄
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biddpyat, my gentleman's gentlemen caddies for me.
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I would have called the "decapitator" the "scissors". The decapitator is when someone has his/her ski over the shoulder and keeps turning round looking for his/her mates while almost taking someone's head off /eye out with their skis.
Last edited by Ski the Net with snowHeads on Wed 12-02-14 9:11; edited 1 time in total
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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DB wrote: |
I would have called the "decapitator" the "scissors". The decapitator is when someone has his/her ski over the shoulder and keeps turning round looking for his/her mates while almost talking someone head off /eye out with their skis. |
I got a huge amount of insurance compensation after a "decapitator" hit me in the face with his skis.... hey but my wife's a lawyer.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Fishhook for me, but it rubs holes in the sides of your jacket after a couple of years...
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davidof wrote: |
DB wrote: |
I would have called the "decapitator" the "scissors". The decapitator is when someone has his/her ski over the shoulder and keeps turning round looking for his/her mates while almost taking someone's head off /eye out with their skis. |
I got a huge amount of insurance compensation after a "decapitator" hit me in the face with his skis.... hey but my wife's a lawyer. |
...... and so you should have, the worst ones do it while on the mobile phone.
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You know it makes sense.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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i've pretty much lost count of the amount of times i've been hit by skiiers carrying skis over there shoulders. i'd actually list it as the thing skiiers do the most that annoys me
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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DB, The Quick Pole one sould be called the kneecapper.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Random backward-stabbing poles (especially in lift queues and right as you get on a lift) is the one that gets me. Yet another reason why snowboarding is superior.
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Those lads in the last part of the last video should become borders.... ha ha. The video though is so correct, the only thing incorrect is being able to wait for the Gondola like that, in the morning there are usually so many scrabbling for the gondola that getting your skis in and jumping in is a fast process.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Myself, I'm quite happy looking like a dick with my skis clipped into my back pack, though for short distances I carry them like a rifle with binding in hand and skis resting vertically against the shoulder. Lost count the number of times I've been twatted by muppets taking them off their shoulder.
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I'd like to propose another, A set of jnr skis, a set of adult skis and poles, all lashed onto a snowboard with a belt, carried in multiple positions and shifted about to prevent finger severing and shoulder dislocation, with a set of junior boots held in the opposite hand.
Named possible "The Familyman" or maybe "The Packhorse" or "The Muggins"
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Haha! Loving these. I occasionally partake in the local, will pimp cane it if I'm too tired to lift them which clearly indicates "the boyfriend (*husband) lift is required. Hate carrying skiis still, can't find a comfortable position as get a dead shoulder much of the time. Doorstep skiing is the way forward...!
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Haha! Loving these. I occasionally partake in the local, will pimp cane it if I'm too tired to lift them which clearly indicates "the boyfriend (*husband) lift is required. Hate carrying skiis still, can't find a comfortable position as get a dead shoulder much of the time. Doorstep skiing is the way forward...!
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