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Tis a bit quite in here....

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okay got a 5 min break from work so thought I'd pop in to catch up on all the SnowPark news and well.... it's a bit quite in here. How many of us Boarders have we got registered ? How many of the old SCGB Boarders forum are here ?

We really need to live this place up - we're severley lacking on the posting front... and I'm guilty of it as well. Confused

Can we start up our juvenile posting again.. or are we more mature now we have moved to snowheads... can some find Onnos email address and invite him to join Laughing

now I have posted this.. I obviously need to go away and think up some juvenile posts then. Right ? NehNeh I'll do some heavy drinkin at home tomorrow night and then log in.
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I think the SCGB killed the momentum we had going as we seem to be more integrated into the skiiers area now as a result of the recent traumas. Plus we are still missing some leading posters in Tony Lane, Graeme Strachen and David Snelson. Plus a few others I can't remember.

It may be time to put up the comedy walls between ourselves and the bearers of the sticks of shame again.

Whadyall think? Toofy Grin

I am not sure about Snowpark, either. I preferred Snowboarders forum. What do think Oisin?

In the skiiers niavety they think all boarders ride the park whereas quite a few just freeride. Whereas skiiers may ride the park too. So maybe we don't have a snowboard forum anymore???? who knows! Little Angel

I am waffling...so bye for now.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Actually I thought that the snowPark title was another vieled attempt at denegrating us ?

In reference to the town of South Park.. to imply we are all as juvenile as Cartman.

Well ah'v got news for you buddy we are!!! You will respect Cartmans athouritah !!

It's true. Cartman has such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street, they go "Goddamn, thats a big fat ass

Yeah yeah.. lets stick it to them two sticked dicks NehNeh

ooops... and I havent't even started drinking yet....

Laughing
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If you don't like the snowPark, you can talk to admin!

Don't forget you have an entire Piste to play on here. The idea was that should I get my twin tips on and pull some rad tricks on a half pipe then here with you dudes would be the place to be rolling eyes
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Philip Prior wrote:
In the skiiers niavety they think all boarders ride the park whereas quite a few just freeride.


I thought all boarders just sat on their baggy-trousered 4rses all day long and smoked weed.

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wooo hoooo so the fun begins Toofy Grin

Ian... I don't think you will ever make it as a snowboarder.... Don't think we'd ever manage to pull you away from your PC long enough to teach you some gnarly moves dood Wink .

335 posts already??? You must have fingertips of steel
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Sitting on his baggy trousered ar*e all day by the look of it. Madeye-Smiley
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
OK, knuckledraggers, here's one for you:



I enjoy hitting the slopes on skiboards.



Do your worst.
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Fair enough.We're on the slopes side here.
We'll start hitting you with Snow balls!
(Whats a skiboard?) snowHead
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What in the name of Norris Mcwerter is a Skiboard? I need to know this before I can effectively unleash a volley of the verbals! Toofy Grin
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Mmm, the two plank brethren have managed to procure some tasty emoticons from the net. Coolness and style has traditionally been the domain of the snowboarders. Is our influence beginning to exhibit itself with certain members of the primary colour obsessed "walking" club? NehNeh

Interest and amusement in equal measure.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Toofy Grin
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
hmmm methinks the Illuminated ones are perhaps getting a tad carried away with their emoticons.. I mean com'on check out the teletubbies strike back thread in the Other stuff forum

As with their fashion... they try too hard.. bless em. Simple souls Laughing
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I went covert and broke their code Oisin

Go to

<A HREF="http://http://www.websmileys.com">websmileys</A>

Select an emoticon, copy the code above and paste into snowhead message. done

They picked the wrong boys to mess with here. Have it.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
oops here we go again

<A HREF="http://www.websmileys.com">websmileys</A>
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Poster: A snowHead
http://www.websmileys.com

???
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Ah, clever forum recognises web addresses without the use of code.


Anyway, I digress.

Have some of this you Pimms guzzling skiiers -

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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Very good Mr P. Skullie
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Ian hopkinson, this one is for you -

Resistance is futile -
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C'mon skiiers, is that all ya got, your nothing!! U got nuthin in your locker!!!




Shamown.
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I am already Borg! Ask Mrs H (2 of 3) and our departed cat (1 of 3).

If you want to to insert url, you can force it with the URL tag:

Code:

[url]http://www.snoweye.com/[/url]
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I just typed the plain url on on it's own.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Mmmm, not quite sure what the software auto-converts to a hyperlink...
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Show shkiier, you exshpect me to talk.

No, Mr Boarder, I expect you to die

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Ian... you cannot resist the power of the Darkside any longer.. it is you destiny!

Please add you own mechanical heavy breathing here for effect

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Oisin. that is quality. me likes
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
He prefers to show his on the light side maybe??
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Don't forget, we have Queen Amidala and Chewie to protect us from your evil clutches!



I think we might even have one or two Jabbas around as well
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Chewie.. Hah! I would show him and his intergalactic whore my Hairy and they would run in fear at the rings around uranus
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Osh, I think you'll find that I've already discussed the rings around uranus and the fact that they can be found inside your average Battenberg cake!

And we always have Mr Bean-Smiley to save us!
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Philip Prior wrote:
What in the name of Norris Mcwerter is a Skiboard? I need to know this before I can effectively unleash a volley of the verbals! Toofy Grin


Sorry boys for not getting back sooner.
"skiboard" is the generic term for what you might call "snowblades"
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Oh your and iceskater then?????
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...and you're a mogul waiting to happen. snowHead
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Wear The Fox Hat, that's very kind of you to wear snowblades so that you can let the boarders keep up. Of course, as soon as you start using both legs, I'm sure they're left for dust, but that's the problem with boards - they're just SOOOOO slow.

Come on, give me your best!
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Hee Hee! I hope you boys r good then, because I (and mates I ride with) can beat a lot of good intermediete skiiers we meet on the slopes. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

And as for off piste.......no chance! Wink

As for bladers.......As the chinese say......"A true master only engages a worthy opponent"

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All this bravado reminds me of a most amusing thread at the other place, "The most stylish black skier in the world". Anyone else remember that classic?
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Fine days indeed, I seem to remember it taking a little while to get going...
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Philip Prior, I normally do only engage worthy opponents, but this time I decided to let my standards slip.
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ahh the classics eh? Are we allowed to copy them over here for our new viewers? Some of those threads deserve a wider audience.
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