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Have I got the right underpants for skiing?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Going skiing soon and I'm really starting to panick. I normally wear my German underpants for the week (they have a bismark on the back) but someone down the pub pointed out that these won't work in higher altitude French resorts.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RLFYAxKtL._SX342_.jpg?tag=amz07b-21

There isn't a lot of time left to get these sorted out so looking for quick replies.

Thanks in advance for any help.


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Tue 31-12-13 14:28; edited 1 time in total
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You may be able to find a pair in a layby on the drive out. These usually come with a pismark down the front.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Whatever you decide to go with, check they don't inhibit your peripheral vision before you buy them....
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You need to be sure the fabric will dick the moisture away from your body.
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I wouldn't bother they inhibit skiing switch to the road.
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the fabric will dick the moisture away

Isn't the dick supposed to do that for you...??
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Just dont forget your helmet.....
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What about these? do I need goretex?

http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/funny-mens-pants-4.jpg
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Provided that they don't have a rising sun at the back half way through your first run, you should be okay.
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DB, you still wearing undercrackers Shocked Dear God man! That is so Aud Skool . . . Gentlemen of our maturity have better alternatives . . . http://depend.com/guard-your-manhood/#home
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Its the waist that's most important. The bigger the waist the more your pants will float in powder, narrow waisted pants are easier to turn in though.
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 You know it makes sense.
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Button lifts are definitely not an appropriate activity for a thong...
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Is it better to go for underwear to match my rather large helmet?

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DB, You have a dark place in your soul and an even murkier pit on your hard drive to know where to find images like that Shocked
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Masque, Surely you knew that I was a biker Shocked
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Avalanche Poodle,

That's a stonking helmet you've got there.

PS Sandals without white socks is a nice touch too
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Avalanche Poodle, It's a scooter you sad reptophile rolling eyes If it had an engine capacity bigger that your ballsack you might get away with it . . . . just.
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If you look inside you'll also find a skidmark.
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You'll be fine so long as they are worn outside your ski pants.
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Masque, Shhhh... I just tell people it's a skinny race bike Embarassed
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DB, I did make a post a while ago but the links are dead now. My can is still going strong Smile




Yoshimoto Purple Helmet Polish.

It used to state on the tin that "With Yoshimoto's Purple Helmet Polish you can now polish your helmet as fast as you like."

But now reads " Polish your helmet as hard as you like" and "no sticky white residue."

http://www.bikerparadise.com/cgi-bin/sh000001.pl?REFPAGE=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bikerparadise.com%2Facatalog%2Findex.html&WD=chain&PN=Yoshimoto.html%23a1_21BIGKINCC


And a pump finishing spray http://www.purplehelmet.co.uk/helmetpolish.html
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I miss the old C&A ones - how are we meant to know which way round they go now!!
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I am certain that wearing underpants - or indeed clothing of any kind, simply gives one a false sense of security and leads to death, destruction and the mass stabbing of kittens.

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Chris Bish, It does give you somewhere to tuck your avalanche balls.
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DB wrote:
Going skiing soon and I'm really starting to panick. I normally wear my German underpants for the week (they have a bismark on the back) but someone down the pub pointed out that these won't work in higher altitude French resorts.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RLFYAxKtL._SX342_.jpg?tag=amz07b-21

There isn't a lot of time left to get these sorted out so looking for quick replies.

Thanks in advance for any help.


nappies?
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