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Friday afternoon's caption competition (6)

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Because they're out there.

http://www.portalmix.com/pics17.jpg
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Water skiing - Siberian style
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Driver, as soon as you reach 70mph on the M20, I will let go and I should be alright for the next ferry to Calais.
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
Roger was getting cold feet about his proposed first skiing trip
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Just another couple of circuits and these should fit perfectly
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
Yet again Marc fails to grasp the basic concept of ice skating.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Arnold wasn't too sure this was the best way to recruit for the newly formed SCGB
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
In a flash of inspiration Cedric realised that covering his feet with ice was going to be easier than covering London with ice.
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
London is not the ski-capital it once was.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
A Wooley Mammoth recently emerged from under the Mont Blanc glacier. French scientists are attempting to transport it to the museum before the last bit gets defrosted.
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
You Europens are amateurs.

When we waste a guy in New York we use concrete on his feet.

We drop him in an ocean and not on the road!
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I'm acting on legal adv-ice ?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
A quick method to learn skiing (with only ice) because you skip the snow plough and go straight to the parallel skis, no pizza and just chips.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Go anywhere Iceskating. For $999 we will send you all you need to ice skate on the go.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Just hold on to these, you'll get two rides for the price of one, if you survive the first.

This must be an old picture, nobody would DARE do that on Paris streets these days. Certainly pre-Disney!
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
My guess would be the picture taken at Place de la Concorde. The monument there appears to be the famous Egyptian Obelisque.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
No, no, I said it was easier getting round Paris on *Bicycles*, these days!
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