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What do you do to relax after a huge sesh on the slopes?

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flangesax, I was thinking of something a little similar. Make lots of tea - maybe some baguette/cakes for those who can't wait. Make sure people, especially kids have done something sensible with any wet gear. Have a shower. Cook supper, whilst drinking a gin and tonic. And then maybe a glass of wine. But nobody is paying me....... wink

Actually I enjoy getting a meal ready after a day's skiing, and I enjoy having visitors.
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Ice bath and video playback

No wait, pub till chuckin out (nice and sweaty in all the gear). Well, i used to do that. Now its more home, make tea (not my own) run bath (not my own). Eventually peel the gear off and grab a luke warm at best shower and a well earned beer

Wouldnt trade it
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W ank like a Gibraltar monkey.
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What about that enjoyable moment when the boots come off. Sitting back with your boots freshly off is the best and most relaxing bit. Though perhaps "freshly" is not the right word to use re exposing your socks to the open air.
After that its getting out of the sweaty kit ASAP. Lovely. Then a quick shower and ......then down to the bar for a beer! After that supper and in bed around 10pm most nights. Usually straight off to sleep. After a hard day that's a certainty.

And andersont, it's A Barbary Ape. I find it so offensive when people get that wrong.
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Mark1863, I stand corrected.
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Barbery Masque or something. I could be wrong. NehNeh
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Normally strip off all the gear, walk around the chalet half naked while drinking copious amounts of beer, and maybe even a few stretches, before being shouted at by the missus to go have a shower. Then a hearty meal with lots of wine, and then a pass out to refresh ready for the next days adventures Toofy Grin

god i cant wait for this year.
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andersont wrote:
W ank like a Gibraltar monkey.


Laughing

Surely you should go 'apres' to negate the need to shake hands with the unemployed?
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andersont, I believe that the the Profanisaurus refers to that particular act as the 'Gibraltise Backhand'
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often a beer, then shower (or those two can be reversed), read, dinner, bed. Or after a very long ski day with the sun setting during the last descent after skinning up, ending far away from the resort and requiring a taxi home there may only be time for a very quick shower before coming down rather late for dinner.
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sprawl on the sofa with a beer or 2 or 3 in my base layer until i'm forced to go and wash/ get dressed/ cook dinner/ eat dinner/ etc. this is invariably the same whether it's the family trip, the guys' trip or a day in the highlands.
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Scandi crew
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Cup of char, cake, pain au choc, croissant, french stick left over from morning, shower, snore.
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Cup of char, cake, pain au choc, croissant, french stick left over from morning, shower, snore.
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PP, that looks like a great location for a beer. snowHead
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Straight to the pub, get pissed then stumble home and hope I can get my kit off, have a shower and eat before passing out.
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flangesax wrote:
Rush home... make sure the afternoon gluhwein and tea is sorted for you lot... chat a lot to you lot... make dinner for you lot... make you lot drunk on wine and beer.... try to convince you lot to drink more Flying Hirsch... thrash you lot at guitar hero...


You forgot to mention "Rush in attentively when bell is rung."
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