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I shared a chair with Mouth week before last Toofy Grin
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
boredsurfin, We know, but have you got home now?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
snowbunny, No maybe tomorrow................................... wink
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eEvans wrote:
1001 ways to not get on a chairlift

Along those lines(well,in the spirit of the chairlift thing rolling eyes )Whilst in Soldeu,I got stuck behind a woman,and partners,trying to get on a chair.There was a right flap going on?Every time a chair came round,they tried to get her on,and she backed away.Tempers were rising,the crowd was getting restless and her friends increasingly embarrassed.Suddenly,as the next chair approached,one of the group pulled her hat over her eyes,the others grabbed her and bundled her onto the chair.I could hear her shrieking for most of the ride up Shocked
Perhaps a beach holiday next time wink
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snowskisnow, R U sure I do not have long hair ? No.. I've never been to Soldeu .. phew Little Angel
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I shared a chair with .... a stretcher!

And I got The Tram (a 150 person gondola!) to myself (and my personal medical team) too...
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Sir Lord Whitenoise of London.

Do I win a prize ?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Paul Mason wrote:
Sir Lord Whitenoise of London.

And I got to give his Lordship a massage on the terrace of the Chalet d'Arc.
Now that was surreal Shocked

BTW,where is he Puzzled
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I shared the Telecabin here in the Serre Che 2 summers ago with Luc Alphand and his friend who were going to the top to do some downhill on their m/bikes. They asked me to join them but it soon became obvious I wasn't up to their standard and I signalled to carry on without me. Fantastic on skis, racing cars and mtb's. Nice guy, though.
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You should try sharing a lift in Norway.
I used to live there and loved it.
Norway is great and almost always good for a laugh but don't mention the tax. I recall one time on a lift chatting about accommodation and carelessly letting slip that I was staying in a company-owned chalet. My lift companion declared without an intake of breath that I would be declaring this 'perk' in my tax return. Luckily the ride was over before I could think of a creative reply.
I still like to think I got a dedicated tax inspector who wasn't getting out enough and of all the clever replies I could have given.
But then I am sounding like a Norwegian who needs to get out more
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Sorry to name drop, guys but I think I win wink

4 man chair in Jackson Hole. besides the real start (me!) there was Tommy Moe, Doug Coombs and "Sick" Rick Armstrong.

4 days later in Crested Bute I was on a chair with Doug Cooms, Seth Morrison and a lady whose name I have forgotten who was the US Extreme ski champ.

Coincidence? Not really. My wife and I did a Doug Coombs extreme ski camp (before he got banned from Jackson Hole) and Tommy and Rick were "guest" stars. We had booked a 2 centre holiday with the second week being in Crested Bute, not knowing the US Extreme Champs were there taht week. Doug was a judge and I got an invite to go with him and some of his friends on a free ski recognoiter of the area to be used in the Champs.
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snowskisnow he is hibernating for the bash. I understand from a good and reliable source that he is booked and paid for the event.
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SimonN, Sorry but (in no particular order and not all on same chair/gondola on same day obviously)... Franz Klammer & Leonard Stock (Solden), Christian Ghedina & Paul Accola (Val D'Isere), Picabo Streete (Copper Mountain), Gunther Mader (if you remember him, out freeskiing in Hintertux)... and Baxter's mum (Cairngorm)
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
JohnHill I am not an engineer or anything but isnt that a LIST !!!!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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JohnHill I am not an engineer or anything but isnt that a LIST !!!!

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Paul Mason, it is a list. Well spotted Embarassed . The key difference between that and your now world famous ski-trip-packing-checklist (laminated for easy-wipe reuseability and tree conservation) is that mine's not a check list... in other words I can actually remember where I was and with who but you (and other members of Al Lista) can't easily remember if you've packed your passport, boxers / thongs / whatever. So, if anyone asks me casually about who I've been on a chairlift with I don't have to whip out my handy ski celeb list.

Listing your belongings for a trip is one thing (provided it's done inside your own four walls and among adults) but far more worrying now are those intent on buying ski carrying devices. I sincerely hope you're not getting involved in that too.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I already have a ski carrying device - her name is snowbird.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Paul Mason, wheeled, webbed or strap-on?
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Definitely a strap-on !
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JohnHill, So, you think that your racers beat my extreme skiers and a racer. Remember, I am claiming 3 on one chair while you reach a maximum of 2 and are spread over time. If I added Glen Plake and the Egan brothers (on different occasions) would that help? I wonder is anybody notices a pattern. I seem to hook up with extreme skiers while you hook up with racers. I guess the common theme is that all of them probably make us feel a little inferior on skis Sad
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I shared a chair with two men, could have been anyone, they did have a funny story though. They said one of ther friends used to be an instructor, and as we went over one part of a blue run, they pointed out the spot were 4 of his group had fell in a white out and all broke various bones, mass blood wagon call out. very funny. unless you were in that group of course. I wonder why he stopped being an instructor?
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...Dominique Perret, then Willy Bess, then Didier Defago but they all got bored waiting for me to finish a call to Alain Baxter on Herman Maier's cell phone which he had lent to Glen Plake whose dad had just snogged Carole Montillet meaning that Vreni Schneider had had a sad on and skied off with Pirmin Zurbriggen, tripping up Ted Ligety on the way past who crashed into Nika Fleiss who then got blown over by the excessive wind generated by Alberto Tomba's mum's cooking............. Laughing Laughing snowHead
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Powderhound quality !
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Maybe more importantly than any of this is that I will be sharing a lift with my brother and a guide as of Monday and its SNOWING. Sorry, no it isn't, it's DUMPING!!! snowHead snowHead snowHead I am just sooo excited snowHead snowHead
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Powderhound, Wow that IS impressive. Blew the others right out of the powder bowl.
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a lady's front bottom. Pissed me right off
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SimonN wrote:
Sorry to name drop, guys but I think I win wink

4 man chair in Jackson Hole. besides the real start (me!) there was Tommy Moe, Doug Coombs and "Sick" Rick Armstrong.

4 days later in Crested Bute I was on a chair with Doug Cooms, Seth Morrison and a lady whose name I have forgotten who was the US Extreme ski champ.

Coincidence? Not really. My wife and I did a Doug Coombs extreme ski camp (before he got banned from Jackson Hole) and Tommy and Rick were "guest" stars. We had booked a 2 centre holiday with the second week being in Crested Bute, not knowing the US Extreme Champs were there taht week. Doug was a judge and I got an invite to go with him and some of his friends on a free ski recognoiter of the area to be used in the Champs.


No, you don't win. They have to be people of whom we've heard. Good try, though.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
richmond,
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No, you don't win. They have to be people of whom we've heard. Good try, though.

I have heard of all these people, which desert island have you been on Shocked Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
snowbunny wrote:
I have heard of all these people, which desert island have you been on Shocked Laughing


The same one as me Toofy Grin I just didn't have the nerve to say so ... just 'cos you've met all of the ski-set . Shocked


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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
eEvans,
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just 'cos you've been around all of the ski-set .

That reads terrible Shocked Shocked
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snowbunny, Shirley you're not suggesting a double-entendre ! I'll change it ..
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
eEvans, Just don't call me Shirley Laughing
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
eEvans, frankly, snowbunny was asking for a double entendre, and you gave her one.
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richmond, This is getting worse Shocked Quit now...please Laughing
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