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Saturday night bar - CLOSED

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Paul Mason, Bartender, please give this man a large drink and the phone. He needs to call a travel agency Very Happy
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Do we give him the drink before or after the phone call? snowHead

Conditions all across the Austrian Alps are looking pretty good at the minute...in fact some b@stards are ski-ing on my snow in Westendorf and it's a whole week before official opening snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Ian Hopkinson,
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trying to buy the affections of the cats with fish...

Futile, but good for the soul. Are we having an open bar tonight Little Angel
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Ian Hopkinson,
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Do we give him the drink before or after the phone call?

Before, for courage, and after to recover Very Happy
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snowbunny, I think one of them's defecting to a little old lady who lives down the road - he comes back in the early hours of the morning smelling of lavender Shocked

Well, I'm going to try the Bombay Sapphire tonight, what are you having?
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Evening all. Opened early tonight Toofy Grin
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boredsurfin, and trust you to be in here. wink
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Ian Hopkinson, I fancy a cocktail, can you do me a Pina Colada, very frivolous of me I know Very Happy
Cats, they are so fickle, ours is a tart, so much so that we called her Treacle Tart wink
Ray Zorro, boredsurfin, Propping up the bar I see, good evening both Very Happy
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Ray Zorro, Evening fancy seeing you here, your round I believe! wink
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Ian Hopkinson, I need more diet iron bru !
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Happy to do the honours.

snowbunny, you're looking particularly gorgeous this evening.

Barman, gets these two drinks on me.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Why, Ray Zorro, you smoothie, it won't get you anywhere though Little Angel
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snowbunny, Laughing

Hold on, how many contact lenses have I got in each eye this time, 1, ... 2, ... 3 .... No wonder my vision was blurred earlier. wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
DIET irn bru! :puke: Now real Irn Bru ice cold... perfect hangover cure
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Ray Zorro, Cheers here's to your warm water Shocked
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andy, I'm a bat fastard and trying to lose weight so its perfect.

Ian Hopkinson, can you make sure there are LARD sandwiches on the buffet tonight - Frosty is also coming along !
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Paul Mason, hmmm yeah I ought to shed a bit too to fit into my ski trousers, rather than buy another pair.
mmmm lard.
/me hands round salzbrezels
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Kebab van's outside ready for later Very Happy
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Evenin' all...drinks coming up... our cats are blats (black cats)...

I'm sure some enterprising soul will park a kebab van outside the bar...hey, Paul - have you booked your holiday and do you want us to take collective responsibility when snowbird gets back wink
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...see what I mean!
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Ian Hopkinson, I 'll phone for the Bratwurst van as well for Paul Mason, he'll need the practice for Austria Toofy Grin


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sorry to spoil the fun... anyone considered a #snowheads irc channel?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
andy, what's that?
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a bit more real time than a forum
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andy,
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a bit more real time than a forum

Please tell us some more detail, I have not heard of them
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andy wrote:
a bit more real time than a forum


We don't need reality round here wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
snowbunny, Ray Zorro, omg thought people would be a little more tech savvy than this. you need a client tool like virc or mirc or xchat, then you all connect to a server, and can talk in real time to everyone whos logged in
edit: but you can't go back an edit what you said Wink but you don't have to hit refresh either
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
andy, Oh of course Confused
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
andy, the saturday night bar might be a good place to try out live chat - we've tried a couple of times in the past (on some website that offered free live chat by Java) but we've tended not to have enough people in the right place at the right time...

(Batemans Rosey Nosey for me this evening)
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
yeah for my other interests, this is exactly what we did. arrnaged 8pm until late each Saturday, for a 'social' virtual get together.
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oh and i'd drop the java free thing, and go with a real irc. nothing to stop admin putting a java interface link on snowheads though for quick simple access for the less experienced IRCers.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
andy, I'll have a look into it for future reference...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
cool. anyway it's cold out... could really kill a glühwein... that smell is just fantastic and makes me pine for the alps
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andy, Ooh I'm starting to get that resort feeling, Ian Hopkinson, can I have a glühwein too please Very Happy
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andy, have you got snow there?
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Ray Zorro, we had snow a day of so before the UK was crippled, then it melted, but now it's clear skies at night, with possible light dusting scheduled again next week. Christmas market though with numerous glühwein stalls.
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Do you think Vin Chaud will go with Bacon butties for a mid morning break Toofy Grin
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boredsurfin, Of course it will. But will you want to ski until lunch, or just keep on drinking and eating Very Happy
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boredsurfin, I have noticed a high proportion of your posts contain references to food ... it is obviously a very high priority to you and you're obviously in the right business. snowHead
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snowbunny, Descisions decisions Toofy Grin
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