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IncogSkiSno, You don't think that Masque, 's Mother chucks the pans at him do you? Shocked
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snowbunny, If my son was like that, I would chuck pans at him Twisted Evil
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
that was the rugby I was referring to by the way.

Johnboy, I'd love a pint of guiness in the harbour - been a few years since I was last in there. I went to uni in coleraine and my folks have a wee weekend / holiday hoos in Bushmills. I might be up that way in a couple of weeks when I'm over.
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IncogSkiSno, Maybe his Mother needs a drink, perhaps she should stop by here wink
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Yeah, Wales won! Go wales! (I'm half welsh)
ok I have come to the conclusion that... North Notts sucks. It's not near any ski slopes and when the rest of the country is snowbound I am still going to school. Sad Sad Mad Mad
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Barman, a lemonade please for our underage boozer crazy_skier_jules, Very Happy
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crazy_skier_jules, Christ your life sucks! Don't worry lass it will get better, snowbunny, and IncogSkiSno, will teach you how to treat men like scum and you will develop that aloof beauty that idiots will kill each other just to glimpse whilst at the same time learning to project a fragile carapace behind which to hide a steely resolve to castrate the first numbnut within reach.


Unresolved issues? . . I'm working on them wink
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Masque, Well you're obviously regaining some of your cardio vascular - all that in one breath Shocked
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IncogSkiSno, Uh oh, looks like Masque, failed to get a date for tonight. wink
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Walk's in to Ian's bar, having not been here before.......................

All the 'locals' turn around and stare.......................

I order a beer and take a seat at the bar, and wait for someone to pass the time of day with me............
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Timberwolf, You not be from round these parts then Very Happy Laughing What are u drinking Very Happy
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I've had a couple of jars of Badger " Champion" and I'm about to open a bottle of Merlot. Can i get you one ? wink
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Timberwolf, Well, just by chance, my glass is empty. Merlot please Very Happy
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It's a good one, not expensive, but very tasty. Millers Grove from Virgin wines. Trouble is, it's a bit cool having been in the cupboard under the stairs - or as I call it, the cellar Smile
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Brrrrr its cold outside, anyroom by the fire? Landlord i'll have a pint of your best bitter please
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Timberwolf, I'm sure it will be fine Very Happy BTW the barman has cleared off, and left instructions for us to help ourselves Laughing
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snowbunny, Party time then Very Happy
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Ahhh, one of those honesty bars ? My downfall with these is that I always overpay, for fear of people 'thinking' I have diddled the bar ! What were you on before this Merlot snowbunny,?
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Can I interest you in a drink IncogSkiSno, ?
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Timberwolf, thank you, I'll have a Merlot too. Very Happy

Does anyone have a party piece?
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Hey! Can you lot pipe down a bit - I'm trying to watch the telly!
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Jonpim, you can watch TV at home!!!
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What you watchin' Jonpim, ?
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Road to Perdition.
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I was in a hostel in the lake district which had an honesty bar, it was all part of some management training course. The bar was part of a ploy to the test trust of the course participants and the end of the week the bar was 10p short. the week before on a different group of area managers from the same company it was £580 pound short. Resulted in a lot in internal memos a a few embarrassed people.
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Jury's out on that one for me - although I did watch it on a plane, which is not the best environment to watch a film, so maybe I missed something crucial
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Well I've missed most of it. I can't hear anything, and people keep standing in front of the screen admiring Ian's medals.
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Timberwolf, Sorry, got distracted, I was drinking a really cheap Kumala, just finishing up a bottle wink
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snowbunny, Some of us don't work in just one timezone Sad So Radio 7 is my friend. Rather than a date I've got a project that's almost (but not quite) as difficult as a relationship to drag into reality. . . and I still have an ache that's taking time to heal.

Russell, Donkey's years ago in the Langdale Valley the landlord went to bed and left an honesty bar, same result . . but it only takes one to start the rot. But it's nice to think that people can be honest without coersion.
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I'm going outside for a smoke - back in a mo......
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Extended opening hours hasn't reached this backwater yet.... so I'll drain the last dregs from my pint of Scruttocks Old Derigible, then I'm off out into the cold in my short sleeved Swansea City football shirt for a kebab, friendly brawl and a 4 mile stagger home.....
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Evenin' Each!!! Bottle of Magners please barman, I've got to go and watch Everton tomorrow, and I can't do that sober Laughing
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Hywel, quiet night for you then Laughing
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Who you got Charlatanefc, ?
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Timberwolf, I'll join you. Bl00dy freezing. though Shocked . Ian needs an outdoor heater - but they're soooo not environmentally friendly Sad
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BTW, not sure about Ian's bar man skills NehNeh
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I get used to it maggi, never ever had a smoke inside any of my houses - I'd rather be cold and decorate less !
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Timberwolf, Oh I don't know, he did say help yourself, thats good enough for me
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Hywel, Booger that, I've nicked a down jacket and scrunched down by the radiators under the pews in the Snug . . . and I can see that IncogSkiSno's wearing pop socks and Jonpim's trying to play 'footsie' with her . . . might help if he wasn't trying to hump the table leg.

And snowbunny, suffers from stress incontinence Shocked . . . I should sleep down here more often.
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Right, one for the road, and I'm off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire...........my 2 year old will be peeling back my eyelids at 6 in the morning

Night all
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