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Redressing the balance from the other thread...

Pistenbully
Corduroy
Bubble lift (although there is some debate as to whether this means enclosed gondola or chairlift with a hood)
Salopettes
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Ski pants
apres
poles (not sticks)
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Dolomites
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Pretty much anything that people don't like in the other thread
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@queenie pretty please,

Pistenbully - other makes are available. In fact I haven't seen one of these for years
Corduroy - lkewise , it has been some time since I wore corduroy. It has been sometime since I've seen any
Bubble lift - lots of confusion indeed
Salopettes - OK for men, but ladies find the shoulder straps a bit of a pain when visiting the toilet. Hence the more common wearing of ski trousers
@holidayloverxx,
Ski pants - what I do after a particularly hard run and desperate to grasp those few molecules of oxygen at altitude. I like it
Apres - after what those few molecules of oxygen have at eleast reached the lungs
Poles to be raced around
@Hurtle,
Dolomites indeed. I hate the term Dollies. It has so many other meanings
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Coral reef
Elephant snot
Baby heads
Sastrugi
Breakable crust


Well not that I like them but they're all useful descriptors of surface conditions

Creamy/buttery corn

Now that is useful and nice
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I also like bluebird - it fills me with joy
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Ein bier bitte Happy
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@Timberwolf, noch ein mal
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"Only one more sleep until the Birthday Bash". snowHead snowHead
"Yes dear, you can do the double next year".
"This next piste is all chopped up". Toofy Grin
"Anyone for another drink?"
"This rifugio does the best goulash in the Dolomites"
"There was loads of fresh snow last night, but the forecast for today is clear blue skies"
"Admin says he's going to let someone else pick the music this year". wink
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@Awdbugga, Laughing Laughing
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"Austria is experiencing a 30 to 100 year snow event".
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@cad99uk, I don't like that - I only got 4 ski days out of 10 at New Year and gave up having to dig the car out
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
dom wrote:
Pretty much anything that people don't like in the other thread

That.

  • precip
  • fartbag
  • machine, as in helicopter
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@holidayloverxx, Sorry to remind you. Schladming in January was ace - snowboarder heaven.
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@cad99uk, yeah...we went home on 6th. Didn't even leave the house a couple of days
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ski
gravitational pull
Alp
forecast
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Why does "the balance" need to be redressed? This is not the BBC NehNeh
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Fast uplift
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Death cookies
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super quadruple over the head frozen unicorn tears
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Blower
Cold smoke
The white room
Shred it
Etc etc
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DEEP
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@abc, DEEP?

I raise you 'STEEP'
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Shred, gnar, send it, steep & deep, and +1 on death cookies.
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Shred, gnar, send it, steep & deep, and +1 on death cookies.

You like those?
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Face shots
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@holidayloverxx, yeah, they're sick.
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In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.............
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@arcsinice, no no no ... it’s ‘...in ‘ertford, ‘ereford, and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly Hever ‘appen...’
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Drop in
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Mogul. Poma. Bubble.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
valais2 wrote:
@arcsinice, no no no ... it’s ‘...in ‘ertford, ‘ereford, and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly Hever ‘appen...’



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Poor mans powder is an apt description for slushy off piste
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