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Is every sH fat?

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Just an observation. It seems that so many posts have 'fat' somewhere in the title or in the thread even if it has nothing to do with weight, fatness etc. I find it amusing that soon an army of fat snowHead will be devouring their way through the ski resorts of Europe. God help them...
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Gainz, Check out the media Zone to answer your question...... Toofy Grin
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
They are used to keep the slopes clear, and make a hole in lift que's snowHead
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I can't think so. I went into TK max to find a cheap pair of ski pant as mine have shrunk over the summer. Shocked
All the trousers were too narrow in the waist or too long in the leg so I guess most people are slimmer than me and I don't regard myself as fat, just too short for my wieght. So I geuss most UK skiers must be skinny.


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The forum is ...er... overweight in middle aged blokes of a certain age - and they do tend to have packed on a bit of beef over the years
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red 27, Ya think wink

Mind, I have lost 4 stone, 2 more to go, though it would be struggle to describe me as a "middle aged bloke of a certain age" Cool
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snowHead tend to hibernate in the summer months so need a huge amount of body fat to survive the harsh warn months.

Also it helps keep the centre of mass forward if you can strategically increase the bulk of fat in the belly region, all the top coaches recommend it
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Nah, I'm tall and skinny... struggling to find some shell trousers that fit a 6'4" person with a 32" waist!
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Only true Lardies are fat, and Pixies are just small. Madeye-Smiley
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I am not Fat I am BIG BONED!








*Not really true I am Fat
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Yup, I'm fat. It's all paid for and keeps me warm on chairlifts. Very Happy
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Fraid so , 95 kilos, 6 foot, and more round the middle than is good for me. All my own teeth and hair!
Blame beer, wine and good food. Do you think we shouldn't called fatheads?
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Fattes13,
You must have a huge bone in your back bottom then Laughing
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You know it makes sense.
I've just ensured that i'm drought and famine resistant.
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Hobbits aren't lean you know...
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I'm definitely not my body is a temple Laughing Laughing Laughing
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hobbiteater wrote:
Hobbits aren't lean you know...

try removing the feet, thats where most of the fat is.
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30" waist here, if that's fat then you must make Kate moss look like a pie-eater
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Fat??? Me????? Shocked Shocked Shocked How very dare you..... ok, yeah I am. Embarassed
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Schuss in Boots, Me too Embarassed Too many pies!
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Jabba in Boots wrote:
Fat??? Me????? Shocked Shocked Shocked How very dare you..... ok, yeah I am. Embarassed


wink Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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All the trousers were too narrow in the waist or too long in the leg so I guess most people are slimmer than me and I don't regard myself as fat, just too short for my wieght. So I geuss most UK skiers must be skinny.


No, you've completely missed the point. It's precisely because all the fat skiers bought the larger sizes first time round that the skinny ones have ended up in T K Maxx. Like you always have a fantastic choice of shoes in a sale if you take a size 3. wink
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pam w, A lot of stuff in TackyMax is 'Sample Stock' so designed to be modelled by the size zeros
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Spyderman, Quite frankly, I prefer pam w's explanation. wink Little Angel

P.S. Twisted Evil
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I think you need to actually read all those "fat" threads.

I think they are talking about off piste skis...Fat Skis in common parlence.
OBVIOUSLY you should assume that all SnowHeads are svelte and hunky/nubile (until proved otherwise)
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Nubile says nothing about one's shape - means marriageable/sexually mature. Can be that AND fat. wink
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Gainz, "Is every SH fat?"

I think there will be quite a few Snowheads here who resemble that remark! Evil or Very Mad wink Toofy Grin
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Define fat Puzzled

I mean does looking like Jabba the Hut count as fat
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It's all semantics - I believe the term you're looking for is 'phat'.
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Lardheads Toofy Grin
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stevehaskew, skis will soon be fatter than you? Laughing
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i'm not fat, i'm athletically sub-optimal Twisted Evil
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well according to the "BMW in the alps" thread-
DB wrote:
putting weight directly over the rear axle will help.

scotia wrote:
pm Spyderman


A bit harsh I thought Toofy Grin
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Me fat !
I was given my "name" by my kids after first taking to the slopes in my Spyder jacket.
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FenlandSkier, Laughing
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Many skiers are fat. Like most of the population is over-weight. But a lot of skiers USED TO be active. People who're active at some point but stopped being active is going to file on weight.

I cycle a lot in the summer. So I actually weight more in the winter, depsite skiing. It simply isn't as hard an exercise as road and mountain biking. I'm far from fat. But I can put it on if I stop cycling and winter sports.

I always thought people live in colder places need the extra fat for the winter. So skiers, whether they actually live in cold places, can justify their extra fat. Very Happy
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God like body here.
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hang11 wrote:
God like body here.


Buddha?
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I'm fat enough to make up for at least one skinny sH, possibly 2 at a push.
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I'm definitely not my body is a temple Laughing Laughing Laughing

My body is also a temple, but its a temple is devoted to Bacchus, god of wine and inspired madness. Madeye-Smiley
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