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Resort Nicknames

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There are a few jokey names for ski resorts flying about.

Val Despair, Merihell etc.

What others have you heard?

They can be good or bad, but preferably funny.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Les Manures.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
st mantown
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Crapiere
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I went to Kiss Bull! Shock)

Never been to Suzie Doo though.
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Corr Cheval
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sarah wrote:
Crapiere


aka Clapiere according to the ski nannies, not to be confused with Chaud Clapier which is a real ski resort, not a more painful STD.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Park Shitty
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Val Tourettes
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Saucy Ducks
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Phlegm
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Grunbleweed (Grindelwald)
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Manzine
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The Shire (murren)
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Rissoles (Risoul)
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Suzie Doo is the best one so far.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Not a nickname, an acronym.

Banff, ain't nuthin' for free.

John.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Montybear Toofy Grin
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am i being thick? Where is Suzie Doo???
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am i being thick? Where is Suzie Doo???


Jackson Hole, obviously.
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Swazi Deluxe Madeye-Smiley
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Les Gets but said in an accent that makes it sound like an bad comedian on the working mans club circuit rather than "Lay Jays"
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Shitty ducks

Château-d'Oex
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First Choice
Last Resort
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jonm, Sauze D'Oulx. Most people can't pronounce it.
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"Sierra-Chav-Valley"

Actually heard someone (Brit) reading the sign post like that. I think they thought it was pointing to the way home.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
poo-poo Hell


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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
queen bodecia, you don't say Smile
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Flatstar
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Total downer
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I once heard a travel agent pronounce Brides-les-bains as 'brides lesbians'
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Poster: A snowHead
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am i being thick? Where is Suzie Doo???


All joking aside, a friend of mine who is supposed to be doing courses in both French & Spanish insists that's the correct pronunciation of that resort rolling eyes .

Not a resort, but an airport - a dear laddie at Stansted announced the departure of a flight to "Friedrick Schafen" - which caused the collapse of both me & mother in law as it followed the trip when my husband, keen to show off his little bit of German, had asked his mother why, in Hamburg, there was a sheep museum down by the river Laughing. Hence in our household said airport is known as Friedrick Sheep.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Get to St Manton by flying to Fried Chicken.

Mandorra.

Bit of a theme here... Puzzled

Our Tania (pronounced Are Tania)

Sunshine Mountain (climb, climb on...)

Porsche Hell
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
A few from America:
Flatton for Stratton, Vermont
Rock Dodge for Red Lodge, Montana
Grand Foggy for Grand Targhee, WY
Kirkweed for Kirkwood, California
Nokemo for Okemo, Vermont
Mt. Flatchelor for Mt. Bachelor, Oregon
Iceface for Whiteface, New York
Flail for Vail, Colorado
Mecca for Alta, Utah (some places only get complimentary nicknames)
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