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betterinblack wrote:
So he may be an back bottom but in fact he was a correct back bottom and his side of the story (now) seems to add up.
He obviously did give his Amex number as claimed, and shamexpress did indeed leave the poor sod standing in the early morning waiting for a transfer that never showed up.
It just goes to show how you present yourself on the Internet affects greatly your credibility.


My security number is a 4 digit one, not 3 digits.
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Frosty the Snowman, well, thats just lunacy!!!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I was on a bus in a ski resort and the bus was so full that 50 of us stood. We were all carrying 2 x 6ft long planks, each with 2 full length, very sharp edges. We also carried 2 x 4ft spiked poles each..... and the bus drove on snow.

sounds like yer average ski bus to me. Laughing
When we visited our new Italian grandchild we took a new baby car seat with us, so we could take him out in our car, and left it with the other grandparents, so they could do the same. They were polite and suitably grateful but I got the impression they wouldn't have bothered.
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Shimmy Alcott, I was on a bus in a ski resort and the bus was so full that 50 of us stood. We were all carrying 2 x 6ft long planks, each with 2 full length, very sharp edges. We also carried 2 x 4ft spiked poles each..... and the bus drove on snow. Madness.


Frosty the Snowman, no, the madness is taking the skis out of the bus and putting them on your feet. You've no idea how dangerous it is to take these things up a mountain.

How many people were killed or seriously injured in ski buses last winter? How many people were killed or seriously injured on skis liberated from buses?
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Must say, the only time I've wished I had a helmet was on a ski bus. Oh, and once in the street when a Dutch fella swung around and clonked me with his skis a la Laurel & Hardy. But the bus is a dangerous place and even worse with little 'uns.
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Shimmy Alcott wrote:
emwmarine, plenty of folks have said on the other thread that theyve booked and been happy with the service - dont think I saw anyone say otherwise.


I wasn't trying to be negative just pointing out the irony.
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This is really funny, right. There's this shop called Cheam Express. Imagine if someone when in there thinking it was Cham Express and tried to book a transfer.
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Anyway....Anyone want to see a picture of Simon?

Using some rather elementary desktop research, I reckon I've found him. You don't have to be a doctor in something like maths to find him. Like a Maths Doctor, eh, Simon?

So....Anyone?

wink


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Carlos the Slackal wrote:
Anyway....Anyone want to see a picture of Simon?

Using some rather elementary desktop research, I reckon I've found him. You don't have to be a doctor in something like maths to find him.

So....Anyone?

wink



go on then
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Carlos the Slackal, have you read the other thread?
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Carlos the Slackal wrote:
Anyway....Anyone want to see a picture of Simon?

Using some rather elementary desktop research, I reckon I've found him. You don't have to be a doctor in something like maths to find him. Like a Maths Doctor, eh, Simon?

So....Anyone?

wink



What again! Confused
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Carlos the Slackal wrote:
Should I? Very Happy


read the other thread? Yes.
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gatecrasher wrote:



What again! Confused


Ah. Got it...! Hadn't really bothered to wade through all of the earlier thread, I must admit!
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Carlos the Slackal wrote:
gatecrasher wrote:



What again! Confused


Ah. Got it...! Hadn't really bothered to wade through all of the earlier thread, I must admit!




I thought you were setting us up for something uproariously funny. rolling eyes
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Carlos the Slackal, Laughing at least some of us on here have other interests Laughing
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Wow! PJSki, I bet you fart at your own jokes . . .no, no. I bet you laugh at your own farts . . . no, let's get this right . . . you think you're funny but we think you stink and nobody's laughing . . . yeah, we've already got that.
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Masque wrote:
Wow! PJSki, I bet you fart at your own jokes . . .no, no. I bet you laugh at your own farts . . . no, let's get this right . . . you think you're funny but we think you stink and nobody's laughing . . . yeah, we've already got that.




I laugh at my own fart jokes if that is OK?
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Where has chamexpress guy gone. We need some answers.
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We need some answers

well it's a busy transfer day, so he's probably transferring people. And I don't think either of the protagonists owe us any answers. We are just nosy onlookers. wink
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Masque wrote:
Wow! PJSki, I bet you fart at your own jokes . . .no, no. I bet you laugh at your own farts . . . no, let's get this right . . . you think you're funny but we think you stink and nobody's laughing . . . yeah, we've already got that.


Yeah, but have you heard the one about the skier who went into Cheam Express? Laughing
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Oh God, it's endless !
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betterinblack wrote:
So he may be an back bottom but in fact he was a correct back bottom and his side of the story (now) seems to add up.
He obviously did give his Amex number as claimed, and shamexpress did indeed leave the poor sod standing in the early morning waiting for a transfer that never showed up.
It just goes to show how you present yourself on the Internet affects greatly your credibility.


My security number is a 4 digit one, not 3 digits.


Amex uses a 4 digit security code.
All other cards use a 3 digit code.
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The original was 3 digit. I wont repeat it , but it was 3 even numbers. So not Amex, that is all I am saying.
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You don't need to 'say anything... Just a bit of pointless info...
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I'm loving today's edits by simon2791 !!
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flangesax, Interesting . . . Did he fookoop in the first place . . . Fall foul of French Law and is now being pulled to a Kermit Kourtroom . . . not have his card billed . . . all a bit nebulous.
I think that ChamX has agreed not to flambe Simon's gonads for some serious stupidity as long as Simon does a 'mea culpa'

Need more info to get a serious schadenfreude vibe going. Twisted Evil
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I'm loving today's edits by simon2791 !!


but do any of them actually clarify anything? So many words, so few concrete facts. Laughing
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Hmmm, smacks to me of lawyers getting on the case rather than a true apology. Wot pam w says Laughing
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I was thinking that maybe Macmillan Digital Education noticed. I'm sure they monitor website activity and suddenly see an unusual number of hits linked from sH? Now they want it cleaned up before the thread gets linked to Maths Doctor by Google.
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There is no conspiracy theory here, I haven't been pressured into anything by anyone, I have finally calmed down and although it is too little too late, I realise that I was wrong and made a mistake. I am genuinely sorry to have used your thread in this way and I regret the entire episode. Timbobagins comment helped me to get some perspective and now I am just hoping to move on.
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fair play simon.
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simon2791 wrote:
There is no conspiracy theory here, I haven't been pressured into anything by anyone, I have finally calmed down and although it is too little too late, I realise that I was wrong and made a mistake. I am genuinely sorry to have used your thread in this way and I regret the entire episode. Timbobagins comment helped me to get some perspective and now I am just hoping to move on.




Blimey, i have done something right for a change, and on Snowheads. Shocked Shocked

Think i will retrain to become a Life Coach Laughing
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simon2791, welcome to snowheads, it would have been easy to walk.
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simon2791,

Simon, i assume you ski, seeing as you were in Cham.

May as well stick around on Snowheads, I think if there is an award for "First post that makes the biggest imact of the year" You will win it by miles.
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Timbobaggins, Pm sent...need your advice! Blush wink

simon2791, welcome to Snowheads.
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gatecrasher,

No problemo. The more embarassing the problem, the more interested i will be wink wink
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Timbobaggins, I like jam but the wife likes custard. How can I make her see that only jam is the way forward. We need you.

Sincerely

Jam lover
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Dot.,

What you need to do is smear the jam over something she realy likes and wants.

Likewise, smear the custard over something she hates and doesn't want.

Simples
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