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Senator John Kerry is a snowboarder....

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...and he's the Democrat candidate for US President this November. This report from WCNC.com

Should the USA have a snowboarding President? Your political or wintersporting comments please.


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This report from the New York Times is more fun. There's a reference to 'Ms Heinz Kerry' - is this his wife?

And check out the paragraph which reports a secret service agent (on skis) wiping him out!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Bah. Pre-empted. I've just posted a similar story in the Snowboard forum.
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Told ya boarders'll take over the world and we'll nuke Jackson Hole first for their anti boarding policies . . . or is that alta . . . or? What the hell let's ask Dicky C. he's got good intelligence Skullie
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I get it now. Heinz is not his wife's first name. Her full name is Teresa Heinz Kerry. Her late husband was a member of the Heinz family, and her fortune is a function of my purchase of a 4-pack of baked beans in Tesco last Saturday.

Anyway, back to the Presidential Board....
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If Mr B Liar was into to snowsports, I wonder which code he'd follow......I'm thinking he'd be a mono skier - neither one thing nor the other.......trying to be all things to all people, leaving everyone unsure of his true inclinations.

I reckon Cheri would be an ideal candidate for an all senses assaulting Nevica job!
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Dubbya would just stand at the bar, tell you how good he was, what you were doing wrong, and not actually do it at all.
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Here's Kerry, before he was knocked over by the CIA.
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It's only a pose - secret service guy behind him is having to snowplough down.
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PG that's probably why he got hit, out of control Secret Service guy on skis, going down a slope he wasn't up to following a snowboarder, talk about disaster waiting to happen Shock
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It's true, you do often have to snowplough to go as slowly as a snowboarder!
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PG, Hmmmmm. . . should I be feeling quite this irritated by that blatent wind-up . . . ? rolling eyes
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Nah... you've obviously got up too early after a Friday night out Wink All the real wind-ups are over on the snowboard forum threads...
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 You know it makes sense.
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Too much work to go out on the razz!
I had noticed! Something tells me that there's deeper source to your animosity towards boarders other than the obvious handicap of being a skier? At least boarders have the nous to recognise that showheads can't simultaneously chew gum and walk and have thus taken the logical step of bolting both feet together to avoid pelvic floor strain; Very debilitating to men of our tender years, and the source of much of ‘Tena Lady’s’ income.
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Nahh the secret service guys obviosly decided that it was time for the snowboarders to get a taste of what it's normally like for the skiers on the piste snowHead
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Masque,
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the logical step of bolting both feet together
I just have to agree with the lady who commented that bolting both feet together was definitely not her idea of fun..... Smile
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here here Laughing
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depends on how far apart you bolt them! Shocked
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What distance would you recommend, from your expertise as a snowboarder? Is there an ideal position? Does different equipment involve different limb positions?
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Kerry for President!!!!.....out with warmonger Bush....
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Skidude, OK, I agree with your sentiment but stick in a new thread.

PG, You've got how many kids?
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Five, I think. Shocked You've lost me though. There was I making a perfectly innocent enquiry about how boarders' feet are positioned on different boards, and then......
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Dang! I'm standing here out in left-field acompanied by a couple of idiots pretending to be lost!
Go take your faux indignation and wax your skis with it! Eh oh!
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Bolts sound far too serious to me. What's wrong with bindings and leashes?
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Is this a new rub on brand, or is it iron on?
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Masque..... and I don't bother waxing my skis these days, I have it done for me.
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Fee, fi, faux, fum. I smell the wax of an Englishman.
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David were you out drinking last night ? or did you just start early this morning ? That was a terrible line Sad
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I don't know if Senator John Kerry was using the wrong wax, but this latest account from The Drudge Report shows that he was well capable of wiping out, with or without the assistance of secret service agents.

I like the idea of the agent complaining about Kerry's language. Kerry can probably counter-attack with the FIS safety rules if the agent skied into him from above.
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PG, Which brings it full circle, 'cos GWButtf*ck doesn't read newspapers (true) "I have people who do that for me"

Mornin' David, you reckon I should shift a gear to 'rant' mode? Toofy Grin
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One hell of a circle to escape from all the innuendo though!
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David Goldsmith, When are you going to stop taking that sh*t weasle at face value. Wearing your heart on your sleeve is one thing, but calling it reportagé is another.
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Which weasle millionaire are we talking about?
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I don't know. Did he call the guy a "son of a bitch"? Does it matter? Did he wipe out 6 times? Was the Drudge Report right about Monica Lewinsky? Does it get 8 million hits a day by telling lies? Is the Pope a skier or a snowboarder? (a skier)

I honestly don't know. It's just one source of info. for my confused and troubled mind.
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That's ok David we understand, you just tell us where the stories are, it's up to us to work out if we believe them or not, and there are a lot of strange but true stories out there to go with the believable but false ones Confused Laughing
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Just a thought. I'd be pretty p....d if he and his entire entourage pushed in front of me in the queue, whatever his politics.
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Too much politics is one way to get me to exercise my moderator muscles. Let's keep it civil, please? Thank you.
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ssh, Fraid you've lost me there, ssh. You'll have to explain, haven't a clue what your last comment meant....
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PG, 'twasn't aimed at you, but at earlier posts.
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With you. The president of the French Ski Federation (since resigned, financial irregularities in FFS!) was in Les Orres (small S. France resort) a couple of years ago. Longish queue, he heads for the fast lane. I asked him who his ESF instructor was for the private lesson Wink He didn't reply.......
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