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Best ski slogans

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Best ski slogans

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Spending the Kids Inheritance
was my favourite
But
When hell freezes over I'll ski there
is a good one.

Any others Very Happy
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I always like the 'Champagne Powder' strapline for Steamboat cos a couple of my mates went there for a week and it p!ssed down with rain everyday!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
K2... You push the envelope, we'll lick the stamps
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
Foiled by nanny filter


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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Line Skis = 'Ski & Destroy' so true Very Happy
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You'll need to Register first of course.
"Love Snow, Live Snow, Eat Snow"

"They tried to make us go to rehab, but we said snow, snow, snow"

Note brand loyalty Laughing
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
haha yes....

Just a few i have come accross...

"Pain is weakness leaving your body"
"if it were easy, it would be called snowboarding"
" Feel The Fear, do it anyway "
"Reality is, in fact, Virtual"
"Pain is temporary pride is forever"
"no friends on a powder day" would be cliche and funny if it just weren't soo damn true!
One For Seasonnaires: "if it's tourist season why cant we shoot em?"
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
You can't get hurt in the air
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
you wanna make a small fortune out of skiing? Then invest a large one

one we like to use before we race, "siegen oder fliegen " (you win, or you fly)
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
kooky wrote:

"siegen oder fliegen "


Isn't that a Tim Toupet song.....? Puzzled
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
To steal from the Warren Miller film - "if you don't do it this year, you'll be another year older when you do"
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Stop the Brutal Grooming Very Happy
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
harrisontherabbit, haha...Flieger Lied .......CLASSIC Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
"Love Snow Live Snow Eat Snow" for me Cool
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Every turn is an admission of fear
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
"The road to heaven may not be a road at all"

Superimposed on a pic of a cable car...
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
horizon, nope it's a 4 hour hike through the back country lol
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Spyderman, Ah, I've seen it written many times, but the penny has just dropped for that one. If you weren't scared you would straight line it.
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
Better a bad day in the mountains, than a good day in the office.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
To finish first , first you must finish (from an Austrian racing coach).
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
Ayrshire Andy, Surely that should be a Finnish coach. wink Toofy Grin
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
geepee, absolutely Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
How about--- "Ski Like You Stole 'Em"
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Here are a few of my favourites;

And remember, skiing is for life, not just for 'winter'

'Always look on the white side of life'

Don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits!

Momentum is your friend, Speed is your ally

If God meant us to ski, he would have given us Mountains, Snow and Gravity. - If he meant us to Snowbaord he would have given us one leg!

Skiing is like sex and golf, you could of been doing it for ages and still not of improved your technique. As long as you are still smiling you're winning.

One mans intermediate is another mans expert.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Everybody dies, not everybody lives....
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
briand6868, You know I have a little c at the end of that logo!! You are dead when I see you Twisted Evil
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Ski every day as if it were your last. One day you'll be right.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
K2 How old would you be if you did not know how old you were ....
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Faction skis..."Nothing but fat twins"!! Love it!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Oh and one of my one's when coaching rails..."pain goes away, glory lasts forever and chicks dig scars!"
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I like "snowHeads is not good for you".

Also "F*ck the search function".
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
the_doc wrote:
Oh and one of my one's when coaching rails..."pain goes away, glory lasts forever and chicks dig scars!"


Very Happy if that's one of yours, i'd suggest sending an invoice to whoever made the film The Replacements...

Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.
[pause while everybody is in the huddle]
Shane Falco: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Aaaahh! No (obviously!) didnt think of it myself, just one of those word of mouth slogans that everyone uses! Still a good one though!!
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
Boredsurfing, I like this thread and will refer to it in the season
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
paulio wrote:
I like "snowHeads is not good for you".

Also "F*ck the search function".


Toofy Grin Laughing
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
The mountain doesn't know you're an expert.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
paulio, Brilliant
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Powder skiing is not just the most fun thing you will ever do. It is life, fully lived, in a blaze of reality.
-Dolores LaChapelle

(OK, I know, it's really too long to be a slogan)


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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
how about, "Cyber skiers talk bollox"? Toofy Grin
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
paulio wrote:
I like "snowHeads is not good for you".

Also "F*ck the search function".


Laughing Laughing
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