 Poster: A snowHead
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The scene here is deserving of the notorious attention of snowHead humour. How well can you do?
And incase you're on a roll, or need an alternative to get the funny bone going, here is another photo for your pleasure/derision.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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2nd photo: Eric had been constipated throughout the spring thaw.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Even if I have to wait here all summer I'm determined to be the first on the slopes.
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2nd photo: If only I could remember what my Instructor said to do next.....................
Last edited by You need to Login to know who's really who. on Tue 1-02-05 14:31; edited 1 time in total
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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2nd pic - the dreaded snowplough leg cramps had been particularly bad for Arnie that season. But the 2 young ladies in the background were giving him the knee-trembles.
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The rain in Whistler meant that "most" people had left the slopes.
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I suppose there are two reasons one could criticise this green run: Firstly, there are no piste markings, so how the hell are you supposed to know where to go? Secondly, there's no snow on it and cowpats don't run very well, unless Toko have come up with something they've not told us about.
Frankly I'd avoid this particular hill. "Worst grass on upper slopes", if one has to summarise.
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Look dad im going out, and I dont care what you do.
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Eric’s misunderstood experiment with ‘darksiding’ had left him unable to extract the ski pole and stand up . . . and was too embarrassed to ask a ‘girlie’ for help. 
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First photo: Simon is determinted to be faster on the Hannenkamm next season.
Second photo: While chatting to his landscape gardeners, Simon realised that grass skiing truly is more difficult that snow skiing.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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"We're not letting a litle thing like the Pineapple Express ruin our holiday"
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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2nd pic....
The wide snow plough had taken braking to the extreme...."There was snow here when I started this (green) run"
...sadly this quote is almost autobiographical for me 
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Competitor's in the Whistler downhill demonstrate 2 completely different philosophies for training and recognoitering the course, but were in agreement that things had improved a lot since it had stopped raining!
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You know it makes sense.
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2nd photo: Hearing the conversation on flora and fauna as he passed, Norman began to realise that not only were his family likely to be back in Blighty, but that he needed to get off the snowplough plateau.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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1st Photo: Bob confirms best snow all season in Megeve's Le Jaillet sector, or sudden glacial retreat uncovers lost ski racer and female alpine walker 
2nd: By the time nest season's snow falls i'll have this snowplough mastered
David
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Poster: A snowHead
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1st photo: "Despite the apparent ease of this season's green run, Monsieur still had a tendency to lean back on his heals."
2nd photo: Girl 1 to girl 2 "Alors, je tu dis il est Ros Bef!" (translation: "Look, 'ah tell you 'e iz English!")
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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2nd Photo: Girl 1 to girl 2 "See, I told you we would find something to open the bottle of beer with"
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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1st photo: Much to his surprise, Eric crashes through a hole in the space-time continuum and finds himself transported 6 months into the future. A passing rambler takes evasive action.
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Filming for "The Next Day After Tomorrow" commences on the Dave Murray run, as rumours abound that it will be renamed "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Artificial slope owner mugged during descent.
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The summer found him still in hot persuit.
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