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Skiing is gay

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That's a digitally edited pic of course!!!! Nice try though! Wink
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No way, I sharpened up the colours I admit, but they are the originals (from some site in Whistler). Sorry to disappoint!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
http://www.highonadventure.com/Hoa98feb/Whistler/boarder.jpg
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or how about this purdy little number....

http://www.canadream.de/skitotal/images/boarder.jpg Very Happy
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and no one could ever mistake this one for a mogul.....

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Need I say more Wink Wink
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Oooo, they look nice actually Little Angel
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nowt wrong with the last two...a little garish one would admit.... but at least they're in two pieces..... now comon PG ... the first one is actually you your first day on the nursery slope learning to board ? Got so confused by the skill and stlye of it all you ran home quickly at lunch time to change into your best ski/sky diving multi coloured romper suit.... it's okay we understand... your a skiier Wink
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You never see a skier in the half pipe do you?


I tried a half pipe during my second week of ski=ing, didn't go too well since I was a black belt at the virtual version and it didn't translate to reality... Shocked

I have to agree with Mr P here, skiers doing tricks normally look untidy. Although I have to say that they always have a skier holding the video camera as the boarders show off... Wink
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Oisin Osh Kelly, out of my league I'm afraid - both in colour scheme and in boarding ability.... as is :

http://www.thewestconnection.com/artman/uploads/sun_peaks_snowboarder.jpg
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Ian Hopkinson wrote:
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You never see a skier in the half pipe do you?


I tried a half pipe during my second week of ski=ing, didn't go too well since I was a black belt at the virtual version and it didn't translate to reality... Shocked

I have to agree with Mr P here, skiers doing tricks normally look untidy. Although I have to say that they always have a skier holding the video camera as the boarders show off... Wink


I'm no great shakes in the pipe, but I have messed around in one a few times this season. I'd just rather be ripping down a piste or sniffing out pow than grinding or whatever in a pipe. In fact, I did it with my entire level 1 clinic a few times, once on 130s!
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The club kids (skiers) spend time in the park each week, pipe, the lot. If Oisin never sees a skier in the pipe, well, he must be boarding in some strange places...
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PG, Oh *******... PG ... how did you know.... my eternal shame.... rolling eyes
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Bikers and skateboarders have now moved onto the Full Pipe.
Skiers are even tougher!
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Nice one! Very Happy
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
and.....................it still is.
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This is luvly too: http://redrivernewmexico.com/winweb20/images/boarder.jpg
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DavidS, man, that's old! Note the Sorels on his feet! Laughing
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Summers here (almost) and the darkside forum is tranquil, but even out of season the bearers of the "sticks of shame" are still.......................
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Not Tranquil?
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.....drinking Pimms, what what? Very Happy
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I must send my man off to Fortnum's to purchase the prerequistes Wink
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Not Oddbins then?
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Use an establishment without the royal seal of approval, I think not!
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Can you get Pimms at your local Fortnum corner shop then?
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No, my man, will travel down to London in the carriage...
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been a few months since a posting on this subject.............a way of practising during the off season!

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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Hmmmm. That doesn't look gay at all does it!
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
errrrr Confused
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Quick new pants! I've p#ssed myself! Laughing
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Woo Hoo! classic. Not that had any intention of skiing anyway, but if I did.....not after seeing that!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Jonpim wrote:
I note the title of this thread is "Skiing is gay" (not skiers are gay). I suggest the opposite is actually true. Those forced to go to traditional English single sex boarding schools know well that "Boarding is Gay" rolling eyes


Hey! I went to an Italian single sex boarding school!!!!
Testosterone level were high, hormones flying, but no gays around.
Furthermore, in my region language (not Italian) ghei, pronounced as the english gay, it's a measure (in fact it's the language name for centimetres). So, transporting your "skiing is gay" thouhgt, should I also infer that masonry is gay? Ahr Ahr.
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Matteo, not sure i follow your logic (maybe "friday afternoon" syndrome). Surely it's translation means skiing is small i.e. centermetres being a small measurement?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Confused....perhaps I need more JD
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According to yourdictionary.com , Skiing is Ghei means either "Skiing is Winter" or "Skiing is a She-goat"! I like it!
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Personally I think Boarding was the best thing that ever happened to skiing. Really gave skiing the kick in the ar*e it needed.

Try anything, go anywhere, new techniques, clothing and gear that improved every year.

The main irritating thing about Boarders is their tendency to sit in little monkey herds in the middle of the piste, ideally just over a brow, they get irritating if you use 'their' terrain parks and the snowbum version have this elitist reverse snobbery I'm too cool thing.

Most of my friends are good Boarders and off-piste they really push you, which is great. I have Boarded and in good conditions it's great but if it's icy, it's crap with a capital F.

IMHO
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