 Poster: A snowHead
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... or a landmine under your skis?
Maybe "Riccardo, enjoying the powder at Brevent, Chamonix" could explain
[photo on snow-forecast.com]
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I think he went deep and has just burst through the surface.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Or he could have been launched from a submerged snow cannon.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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In retrospect, the extra portion of brussels sprouts was not such a good idea.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Fuxup demonstrates his 'position Anglais' 
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Welcome to this weeks 'Spot the Lift-chair' competition.
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I think he's trying to gain a bit of alititude, using 'air skins' under his skis.
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He's a puppet. I can see the arm control rods.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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"damnit, i knew i shudnt have gone for those 10 foot skis"
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Skier demonstrates correct position for hole in the floor loos encountered at last restaurant stop.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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That's a good idea - a 'hole in the floor' where you don't have to take your skis off. After all, you don't have to take the wheels off a train to use the toilet.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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David Goldsmith, that's because the toilet's on the train. You'd need the toilet on the skis to make that comparison valid. I'm not saying that's a bad idea though....
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This image depicts a range of low flush WCs awaiting the fitting of some skis, I believe. Anyone care to suggest which skis may be most appropriate?
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You know it makes sense.
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Phat ones
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Mark, somewhere in my collection of ski trash I have a poster from Colorado of a skier sitting on a toilet in the middle of a ski run.
The caption says "Ski the Rockies. We have the runs."
Related joke: Mark, are those the famous 'back bowls of Vail'?
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Poster: A snowHead
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I think they're somewhere like Klosters. You knwo somewhere where you need to be pretty flush to ski.
(P.S. sorry)
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I was told a story, possibly apocryphal, of a lady in a group lesson who was caught short. She skied into the trees and to save time time decided she didn't need to release the bindings. Seconds later, she was sliding backwards onto the piste (as it were)... 
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