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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
If you do, I hope you have a member of the opposite sex underneath you.

Captions and voice bubbles welcome.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I hasten to add that the sexual orientation of fellow snowHeads is of no concern, but I'd prefer not to see people doing press-ups in the snow. Only a sadist would impose this sort of regime.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
You should see the dryland training race clubs have skiers doing at the end of a day on the slopes!.... A few press-ups? Kids stuff....
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
1. Environmental piste bashers

or

2. If we all push hard enough, maybe we can make this piste steeper
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
When the equal opportunities policy for the piste depth measurers started to give some inaccurate results, managers started to wonder if a method of measuring was needed.
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
The net closes on the instructor's lost contact lens.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
For layers three upwards of the pyramid, breathing was easier.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I think what they're actually doing is training for this.
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
The 21st Burton on Trent Scout Group test the new range of Marmot ski gloves.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
"Well done. Now we'll try it with the snowboards on."
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
skanky, Laughing
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
British Four-legged Synchronised Ski Team adopts husky position:

"OK, team, it's yellow snow time. Raise hind leg and...."
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Mono-ski dry land training
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The under-resourcing of competitive snowsports in the UK is never demonstrated quite so poignantly as when watching the Ski Jumping team in training.
"Now people!" calls the instructor (or 'sensei Eagle' as he prefers to be called), "you'll need to imagine the wind in your faces, the falling sensation, the erm... skis on your feet".
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
"Now if this agressive stance doesn't frighten the mountain bear away, reach down, scoop up a handfull of cr@p and throw it at it."

"But what if there's no cr@p?"

"Don't worry son, there will be!"
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