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Please identify the yellow objects in this photo

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Poster: A snowHead
They look suspiciously like big wide skis, and this looks like winter, so why have these men taken them into a watery hole?

Are they yellow submarine skis?

Technical explanations and captions, please.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
David couldn't help thinking that these new Rossignol Polaris skis were taking off piste skiing way beyond the limit.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
'I'll come and join you when I can get this bl**dy yellow fish off my foot!'
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Something he couldn't put his finger on made David think that he had been deeply misled at the ski hire shop...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Ian Hopkinson, Laughing Laughing Laughing

PS - shouldn't this be in Apres Zone
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Doesn't look like my idea of an apres zone watering hole.

I'm trying to work out if the man on the right side of the hole has very long legs, with the yellow objects being his flippers. Not sure if I'll come up with a definitive answer to that.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
looks like a flippers to me
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Don't be stupid! They're 'twin tips'. Anyone would think that none of you have ANY experience of 'new school' skiing. Does it always have to be a boarder that has to grag you gappers into the current century?
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Twin tip flippers?
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Twin flip tippers?
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They're not flippers they're fins. The guys in the scuba shop laugh at me if I call them flippers. Dolphins have flippers not people, they say rolling eyes

Off topic. Actually, they laugh at me anyway as I'm the only person who buys stuff in a can to clean my face mask. Everyone else uses spit. They say I'm too posh to spit! So why do they sell it, eh?)
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I thought dolphins had fins, but are sometimes called Flipper.
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David Goldsmith, How did you find the photo?
I did, sort of, ask you about this before but assumed you didn't reply coz of professional secrets and all that. But this is photo of a fire crew, not a ski in sight. So how did you track the photo down? Do you have some sort of WebCrawlers that scan the net for suitable article and pics?
I like this one.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Jonpim, I can't remember - yesterday was a bit busy. I certainly wasn't looking for firemen wearing fins (flippers) or submersible water skis in ice holes.
Maybe it was my keen interest in burst water mains.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I'd like to know where they're gonna put that hose.....
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
TC, jacuzzi?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Skanky, surely he could manage to create one of those all by himself? In fact, the way he's holding his finger up you could just imagine that he's just dropped one....

(Sorry for lowering the tone Embarassed )
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