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That's all I have to say on the matter really. Very Happy
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Alexandra, maybe . . . eeewww, but their thigh muscles are horrible Confused
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And they're wearing what looks like a giant dayglo condom Shocked Shocked
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samharris, Perhaps that was the attraction Blush
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Frosty the Snowman, eeewwww Shocked Shocked Shocked
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I don't like a man with flat buttocks and weedy thighs... those men look like they could throw you around the bedroom and having you begging for mercy! Laughing Embarassed
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I don't like a man with flat buttocks and weedy thighs... those men look like they could throw you around the bedroom and having you begging for mercy! Laughing Embarassed


Alexandra, This is one way to push yourself into hot sH chick status!

Did you know the name for said butt muscle is Gluteus Maximus?
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those men look like they could throw you around the bedroom and having you begging for mercy!

Alexandra, I think I could manage that. Not sure if I would any energy left over for anything else though Embarassed
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Alexandra, I was too busy looking at the front view - those suits are tight! Embarassed
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hayley - if you look at the women close enough, in particular the Chinese Ms Wang, you could be forgiven for thinking that she too had a Wang!
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Alexandra,
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Laughing Laughing Laughing

I am not adverse to men with muscles, on the contrary, but the speed skaters do look like theirs are out of proportion Confused Perhaps it's the outfits Puzzled

I'd prefer Kelly Slater to throw me around the bedroom Toofy Grin :

http://www.sportguiden.com/adminimg/Image/nr_4_KellySlater_2.jpg
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Alexandra, How is the new 120" plasma working out.

saxabar,
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Alexandra, This is one way to push yourself into hot sH chick status
She is going for it big style.

We have the welcome recent addition of JB1970 coming out in with a fabulous new risque style, Its about time we had a contender in the female camp. Been quite dull on that particular front since Nadenoodlee went to La Plagne.
Cheap thrills are always welcome Very Happy
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Alexandra, I shall look out for that one!
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I think it was Woody Allen who came out with the quote along the lines of "so tight you could tell what religion they were"
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Boris, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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haha Frosty, I'm loving this pixel by pixel definition! Very Happy

I'm not trying to elevate myself to any sH hotchick status... I'm just very much enjoying the winter olympics... the irony is of course that when we see skiiers wearing skin tight stuff on the pistes of our holidays we're frequently nauseated... perhaps this is because they are middle age italians who've gone OTT on the quattro formagio and tiramisu! Razz

To be honest I'm just utterly mesmerised by these skater's bums... nothing like a nice round firm glutus maximus - I mean gosh that canadian chap last night was just Gorrrrrrgeous! *melts* In a society where big bums are the virtual antichrist when you actually see some big firm bums it's a case of "holy wow!" - well, in my case anyway! Twisted Evil
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IncogSkiSno, shame it's not a full length picture...... wink
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samharris, http://webpages.shepherd.edu/AFOX01/kelly_slater.jpg the best I can do, I can't get access to the more grrr ones, he doesn't look as nice though in this one.
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IncogSkiSno, it'll do Laughing
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Hoooof Laughing
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Girls, you can dress your own man in a one-piece condom http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8765225673&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
With a spiderman mask, who knows what levels he could raise himself to. Shocked
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Masque,
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With a spiderman mask, who knows what levels he could raise himself to.

Are you tempted? Laughing Don't forget to post the pics on MZ for us all to see wink
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IncogSkiSno, Do you really believe that it would be err... big enough for Masque, to squeeze into Toofy Grin
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camel toe Laughing
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snowbunny, I am sure that what he doesn't take up in length, he can use up for the girth wink It is a size large - the suit that is Shocked Laughing
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Just spoke to Masque who's put a bid in for the spyder suit.

I said it looked a bit tight and so that it didn't affect his performance (or his voice pitch) he might want to get the side he dressed on altered.

Not sure what he meant but Masque said "it'll be alright I'll just leave it baggy at the knees". wink
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DB, Laughing Laughing Laughing Preferrable to a soiled monkey suit though wink
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IncogSkiSno, Can't help feeling that he's going to look a bit odd on his snowboard Laughing
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Speed skaters are such a funny shape, they remind me of disecting frogs legs at school! Crying or Very sad
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Guys ... Check the (Ladies) Speed Skating on Eurosport now ...
The ladies have a couple of good points , on this thread .
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aaarrrgghhh, wabbit have you got euro sport, what is eEvans on about???
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IncogSkiSno, don't worry , it's back on in 15 minutes .. Twisted Evil
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eEvans, some of us don't have Sky Sad
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Lovin' winter sport.. so many fit men in tight lycra!!
Oops I have boyf I shouldn't be saying that - my bad!
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You are allowed to windowshop crazy_skier_jules, just don't handle the goods if you are otherwise involved! wink
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Lorraine, then windowshop away I will!
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enjoy! Little Angel
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Lorraine, hehe will do Little Angel
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Masque,

Forgot to say earlier but if you are going for the full Super-hero look then they go over the suit and the "Y" goes on the front.

Trust this helps.
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