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...it seems that Snowheads have come out of Summer hibernation and are now becoming active....

After languid sleeping on beaches, torpid days curled up on deckchairs after a brief few hours foraging (mowing the lawn) and generally operating at half-speed, everyone is gearing up for the winter season, slowly coming back to Snowheads like marmots emerging from their holes in Spring.

The book has opened on what will most annoy the largest number of Snowheads and just generally set them off

Helmet debates (passé I think, the argument of 2012)
Winter tyres
Davina McCall (a new one but with no real depth as a long-running topic I think..)
Skiing Apps
Anything which another Snowheads says
Airbags
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Surly French?

Tolls
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Long lift queues with no singles lines

The sterling/euro exchange rate

Enormous snowfalls on transfer days
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@Norrin Radd,

Good ones
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Fondue, always for two.why?
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Toilets in basement with stairs made of slippery ceramic tiles.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I was still piste skiing in June, and not on glaciers either wink

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=126216&highlight=
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Summer hibernation

Aestivation
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How everything is so much more expensive because of Brexit!
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BASI Court case and Ski guiding/repping in France has got to be among the most annoying subjects
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Fondue, always for two.why?


Because loneliness and molten cheese is a dangerous mix...
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Those pesky intermediate skiers and boarders dutifully practicing their oh-so-perfect (darn and drat them!) smooth linked turns all over the piste whilst not being at all aware or able to move out of the way of us more advanced idiots flying down the slope at high speed towards them? (where's the 'ducks and runs for cover emoticon, then?) Shocked rolling eyes Laughing wink Madeye-Smiley
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
@andy, excellent ... I should have thought of the etymology of hibernation

Hiber - wintry
Aestas - summer

Aestivation or æstivation (from Latin: aestas, summer, but also spelled estivation in American English) is a state of animal dormancy, similar to hibernation, characterized by inactivity and a lowered metabolic rate, that is entered in response to high temperatures and arid conditions.[1] It takes place during times of heat and dryness, the hot dry season, which are often the summer months.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
People sitting over the edge of a blind hill in the middle of a piste.


People who say "rad dude"
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Do other people hibernate for reasons involving deck chairs, cocktails with little umbrellas in, and pedalos?

Personally, the only reason I did not post all summer (albeit my first Snowheads summer) was because every year I basically spend summer in denial and try to forget that skiing even exists. I know it is far, far away and don't want to even think about it. Now we're at that stage where there's less time til I next ski than since I last skied, and that makes it OK to start thinking about it again!
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dp wrote:
Do other people hibernate for reasons involving deck chairs, cocktails with little umbrellas in, and pedalos?

Personally, the only reason I did not post all summer (albeit my first Snowheads summer) was because every year I basically spend summer in denial and try to forget that skiing even exists. I know it is far, far away and don't want to even think about it. Now we're at that stage where there's less time til I next ski than since I last skied, and that makes it OK to start thinking about it again!


Nope I post all the year. Mind you,,,,, I'm in Bangalore India dreaming of snow (this month)
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valais2 wrote:
Aestivation ... is a state of animal dormancy... that is entered in response to high temperatures and arid conditions.... during times of heat and dryness ... often the summer months.


So there's no excuse for most of us UK-based lot this year, then? Laughing
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Just back from summer hols last week
Time to start thinking about skiing
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@valais2, We never went away wink Laughing

Should I wear a helmet?
Will Schumi ever walk again?
Can a family of 4 ski at half term for £1K all in
I only use pistes to get to off-piste. Pure piste skiers (you know you're not real skiers) are losers
Anything by Stanton except the Arlberg snow report (and even that you have to read several times to be sure)

I could go on Toofy Grin
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We can't be fully back yet as we've not had:

Nixmap wanting slaves (usually october time)
Heads up TKmax ski stuff (usually october although they do have ski stuff in now and its pants!!)
What day's need / what did ya get thread

Oh and endless weather threads, where are those!!

Nope Snowheads is still in ski hibernation Happy

Still at least we aren't all finding tiny things to argue over, we leave that to the start of summer Happy
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Nixmap wanting slaves (usually october time)

that thread's been and gone I thought?
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ski hibernation

that really would be daft (see above)
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@andy, Nope Nixmap wanting Birthday guests to chip in for a catered chalet, but not the usual slaves to run their place Happy
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Norrin Radd wrote:
Toilets in basement with stairs made of slippery ceramic tiles.


And a hand rail on one side only...
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@agw, thats always wet and as much use as, well you get the idea Happy
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Will there be snow at Christmas
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@PaulC1984, the ski for free for all of 2017 was way back in May/June
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
@andy, oh god, I am ashamed at myself, I must have been MIA that month Happy (well I was in france for 2 weeks, good excuse!)
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
[quote="GlasgowCyclops"]People sitting over the edge of a blind hill in the middle of a piste.

People sitting in the middle of the piste period.

Anyone who says or writes POW instead of adding 3 little letters! Grrrhhhhh!
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You know it makes sense.
valais2 wrote:
...American English...

That.
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[quote="Cinsha"]
GlasgowCyclops wrote:


Anyone who says or writes POW instead of adding 3 little letters! Grrrhhhhh!


Is old skool batman & robin included in that sentiment?
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@dp,

No. But spelling school incorrectly might be. 😀
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@valais2, why do you say "you are all back"..is it not we? do you not feel part of the SH collective?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@holidayloverxx, Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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@holidayloverxx, ...well, it just felt as if I was posting only to myself during the Summer ... And even then I felt like disagreeing with myself ... You know, in the true spirit of Snowheads ....
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Someone post that they/their darling son/daughter was knocked over by someone...

...And then someone posting that if that happened to them they'd PUNCH THEIR BLEEDIN' LIGHTS AAAHT!
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Cinsha wrote:
Anyone who says or writes POW instead of adding 3 little letters! Grrrhhhhh!

And sad limeys who refuse to speak proper American and can only dream of that elusive POWDER day when they could cross the pond for champagne POW.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
People starting general "bitch about" lists.
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valais2 wrote:
...American English...



There is no such thing - there is English and there are mistakes...
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French air strikes
French baggage handlers strikes
French lifties strikes
French ski instructors strikes
the list goes on
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