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Keeping the boys warm (sorry could not think of another title)

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So, maybe a question for just the guys out there, but anything to keep the private boys warmer on the slopes. My base layer is just thermals under a wind proof, somewhat insulated pants. My legs are never cold, but sometime the boys are a little cold. Granted my gear is prolly 5 years old, maybe new stuff is better? Saw a helly Hanson undies, that were supposed to be extra insulated up there. Murano wool? My stuff is more synthetic, so maybe murano is the way to go?

Ideas greatly appreciated. .
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Redwine wrote:
Granted my gear is prolly 5 years old, maybe new stuff is better?


Doubtful. It is just that you aren't wearing very much of it wink

Maybe wear warmer trousers would help, or an extra layer on your core? I note that most people don't make toasty pants, on the assumption than if you need lots of insulation down there you probably want full thermals. Some nice 3/4 length thermals might sort you out, and will work nicely with ski boots, etc.

Redwine wrote:
My stuff is more synthetic, so maybe murano is the way to go?


Merino. There isn't any reason why it should be warmer than synethetic... its main benefits are that it wicks well and is naturally antibacterial so it will ming less, but it won't magically warm your balls in a way that no synthetic ever could. Modern synthetics also wick effectively and modern antibacterial treatments are also pretty good, so the difference is mostly personal preference these days.

If you've never worn merino before, be aware that some people are sensitive to it and find it quite itchy, so it might be an idea to wear it for a bit before you commit to a day on the slopes wink
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Stick one of those chemical hand-warmers down there and your spuds will soon be boiling.
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Everything down there seems to retreat within my body cavity, so no problem here .
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one at a time? Wink
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@Redwine, You could try these: http://shop.hellyhansen.com/gb/item/hhwarm-boxer-windblock-48431/?t_type=src&COLOR=990%20BLACK&t_type=cat
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slather them in Veet

Surely Rogaine would be better in the long run?
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Everything down there seems to retreat within my body cavity, so no problem here .


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Apply deep heat.
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Think this through @Redwine, . On the occasions of "chilly willy" syndrome was it possible that you had forgotten to zip yourself up? Or, be honest with yourself, do you have exhibitionist tendencies? Laughing
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A freshly baked brie? Plus, you'll have lunch covered...


More likely you'll be covered in lunch
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do you have exhibitionist tendencies?

only the very self-confident would do much exhibiting in a cold ski resort. Some guys I know have trouble ensuring they don't wee down their salopettes, especially if they have a few extra layers on underneath.
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@Libertine, Thats a bit below the belt isnt it Toofy Grin
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A hot topic no less...
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Try lemsip. Just make sure it isn't too hot. Or you could try the other option.

Personally my solution to this (and what can only be described, ironically really, as the pendulum effect when skiing fast on slightly bumpy terrain) is a pair of thick cycling shorts over underwear.
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