 Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Are you sure these are the best avalanche transceivers available?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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"I can't wait for Camelbak to invent a better way to carry water around"
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Are you sure Sheffield Wednesday are playing up here?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Mark Lehto, Nice one. 
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Skiing, and all that jazz
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The Bueno Vista Ski Club
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or "I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but you keep banging on about how good you are"
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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After early successes, the Ski-ffle band's abilities rapidly went downhill
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Did one of our number get struck by lightning?
Yes he was the conductor.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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skiing band in mountain conservation area
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Green Party Takes Power!
New method of avalanche control introduced!
(Disgruntled mountain workers heard to comment: "They've got some brass")
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"Look, it's not my fault we got chucked out of the gig, I thought you said you wanted a tobogganist, not a trombonist"
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You know it makes sense.
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"Look chaps, I think it's about time we got one of those new fangled Sony Walkmans"
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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"Is this really easiest way to hit some high notes"
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Poster: A snowHead
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"French militants depart for a revenge attack following a suprise early-morning assult by Swiss Alpenhorn players".
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Why can’t we get a Ford Transit to get to gigs like other bands?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I am sure the Krazy Kangaroo is around here some where.
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"Now where did that boarder get to? I told him he'd be better off with an MP3 player"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Hello
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CEO of Sony Corporation to CEO of Rossignol:
"Do you really think a 20% reduction from traditional ski sizes is revolutionary?"
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Hello, ski demon, and welcome to our virtual ski terrain 
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Under a new French objective aimed at maintaining performance standards, all foreign workers were required to pass the GS speed test with their respective equipment. Any band obtaining at least one point in the 2003 Eurovision song contest were exempt. The Butler Quartet were glad that they didn't have a piano player in the group.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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DB, that makes it a rather long caption, doesn't it? I'd have stuck with:
"The Butler Quartet were glad that they didn't have a piano player in the group"
or even
"Since taking to the mountains The Butler Quintet had lost their piano player..."
Hi, ski demon, welcome to snowHeads - we're in the process of reviving an old tradition here - feel free to join in.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Mark Hunter, all the best lines were taken by the time I arrived!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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"Hope is now failing that the members of the rock group, ZZ Top, will be found alive after their disasterous misunderstanding of the meaning of the Cham-Jam"
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Ian Hopkinson, that implies that at some point you weren't here 
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You know it makes sense.
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Elizabeth B, disaster - my broadband connection has failed due to big fire in Manchester telecoms duct 
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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I think Ian's absence can be excused first thing. He was of course here, desperately trying to sort the problem himself...
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Sorry PG, but by his own admission, he look like this 
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PG, I hope I never employ you to translate documents involving 'ducts' and 'poles' - terrible confusion could result!
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Ian, what's wrong with PG's Polish Ducks?
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Ian Hopkinson, I have long made a point of refusing any translations involving orifices and appendages of any shape or form. I did a soft porn article once but the publishers went under and the cheque bounced. I was going to ask for payment in kind, but as the mag title was something like 'Transvestia' I decided it might not be a wise move....
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PG, I'm sure you'd look lovely in a nice dress
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