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Hey all you totally flywheel trafficweights! I'm just getting into freestyle and want to chat about some totally CJD moves and trickballs, especially now I sprechen the old lingo.

So, hep-noughts! What parkstyle jibjabs have you all been laying down on a crunkmat lately?

Me, I just yesterday corked a mega sick 1078 bagpuss off a totally killer 10ft monkhouse.

It was absolutely toaster.

Any other freestyle panthers want to share your mustard? Strock it to me!
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Do you have to go on a course to learn the lingo?
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A course?! Like a "learning" course? That's like totally roger the duck!

No way, you mega-square bellhorn! You're either born with this type of nozzle, or you gonna go stomp lamptoads for pennies!
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Think paulio needs to take more water with it.
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That's well scallion!!
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Dude! That is so printer cartridge!
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:lol printer cartridge what counters you crackin'?
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paulio, Dude, you totally rotivate! Bagpussing off a monkhouse is so plastic! Nailed my first 1100 metro off a well dusty 20ft lampshade today. I was totally hinged!
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Oh man, and you have to to some fresh riddims boom-a-looming out of your skullphones. Me, I always crack it twin-style to DJ Mexico and the Extra Hi-de-Fi Krew.

Futuristing brap-hop! Well pokey!

OK blarts, I'll hangbang you later.
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harrisontherabbit, unhinged, I suggest. Laughing
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Anyone got any tips for pulling off an 8-rope Northstyle facebolt? I can usually manage to nail the 5 degree palmgrab, but lose it and end up landing a flappy loopfish. Bogus Sad
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Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
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You've probably never even tic-tacked a double-popcorn grollie. Get outta here, tight pants!
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paulio, facebolts are limestone, dude. Is your palmgrab off on the rubicon? Try tweaking the holdall and farrying through on your bottlepivot. Wirestyle!
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paulio, no way dude, but I can pull a pretty sick Northstyle faceplant Twisted Evil
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Stromp!
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ricfrench wrote:
paulio, no way dude, but I can pull a pretty sick Northstyle faceplant Twisted Evil
Is that the one where you slide the rails on your teeth?
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Steilhang, There is also the gnarley mcfluke backside nad hanger, thats the one where you approach the rail, catch your heel edge, do a full back flip, land on the rail just in time to hang your gonads off the far end. SSSIIIICCCCKKKK Twisted Evil
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ricfrench, raaad! No nuts and a new set of teeth! Who needs Darwin?
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Does anyone shred living room carpet? . .i been doing wheelie stance and 180 spin with aim of butterng down slopes. Im not sick yet and carpets looking a bit dodgy. rolling eyes
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snowflo, Tried it and got a massive bollockin' off the OH. Big waxy skid marks.ooppss
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snowflo, Tried it and got a massive bollockin' off the OH. Big waxy skid marks.ooppss
RIcfrench were you made to scrub the carpet Sad
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all i can so is you peeps are so whak
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What is wrong with you people? Is this some kind of 'jive talk'? I left a skid mark on the stairs once...that was the last time being 'adventurous' was suggested.
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rayscoops,nice Twisted Evil
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New trick, totally brailled.

First time EVER I managed to jelly onto a Rail Holdsmith.

Not sure where I'm going with this, can anyone help?
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i fell over. Very Happy
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I think i may have to find someone thats had at least ten pints to translate all this for me.
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Laughing funniest thread I've ever seen! Very Happy

Best flip flop to the grind and stoke the water toaster
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This morning I approached, at moderate speed, a short incline formed from carefully moulded snow and ice. To begin with my left foot was to the fore of of my direction of travel (this is my usual manner whilst attached to a snowboard). Upon reaching the end of said ramp I was cast into a free-falling parabolic arc under thrall to no external force but gravity, and spent in the order of 1.3 seconds airborne during which time I rotated approximately 3.141592654 radians about my major axis, and subsequently regained contact with the ground - except now with my left foot to the aft as might be expected.

During this short time spent aloft, I reached down and briefly gripped the portion of my snowboard which is between my toes.

If only there was a more word-efficient way of describing this manoeuvre!
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paulio wrote:


If only there was a more word-efficient way of describing this manoeuvre!


A figment of your imagination?
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paulio wrote:
If only there was a more word-efficient way of describing this manoeuvre!


It´s called Showing Off old boy and it´s damnably poor form!
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Stomp that pickle revert!

http://www.clayloomis.com/Sounds/simp357a.wav
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Laughing Laughing

This thread reminds me of a Chris Morris sketch.
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I think this thread could be renamed "Jibber-ish"
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@paulio, but did you rotate in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction? And did you use your left or right hand?

(Yes, mega thread resurrection, but someone else linked to it...)


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I vote Paulio for mayor of London !
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@Tirol 164, Nah he's talking way too much sense to make mayor.
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